Phil

Dad, Red and Manc - no particular order. Ex-season ticket holder at OT for almost 20 yrs. House music and the great outdoors. Hate modern football. Grumpy

[Phil @fildavs]

@GNev2 imagine having to get a lip reader AND a translator in just to see if you're offended or not. The FA are a joke, going out of their way to go after Mourinho 😁😁

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@themagic_tophat @avenueofkings Absolute shit house. Snide behaviour all the time and one of those faces you’d never tire of twatting!

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I don’t know why I let it get to me but ffs Jody Morris what are you on about 😂😂

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@NeilGibson22 @Inter_Alty1977 Cos the @FA are corrupt at all levels, making it up as they go along. See the overhead kick red, see Amad Diallos non penalty etc etc etc etc etc etc.

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@FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports None from United either. He’s a little knobhead

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Undercover United fan in the home home. We know how you feel love

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@itsdazzler Very very dodgy that😂

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Lauren on the Chase. Wtf was she doing?! Defo sabotage! Kept jumping in to just say “pass”😂😂

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@AdamSalkie @MiguelDelaney City accusing people of trying to buy success?! You’ve bought your recent history you balloon

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@JohnHartson10 Nothing a bit of deep heat won’t fix!

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@UnitedLuce @MUFCScoop That is a lot of restaurants that. You including takeaways and maccies in that number? Ivy is pretty sound tbf. Did well getting a table at short notice didn’t he

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You heard the one about the one armed cricketer?!

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@RalphieMilne @MarcusRashford Unless he’s playing for a new contract then he turns into Rivaldo.

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@our_rach And you only get about 8 in a packet

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Yes Mick. Love a bit of Simply Red!

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@JonCollett @StanCollymore Thick as mince. So fkin deluded. The jealousy is eating into your very soul and it’s absolutely glorious to see! Give your head a wobble you dick

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Watching the footage back from the other night, never knew the tall one from
Big Cook Little Cook was a Red! Crazy times

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@nexta_tv How are you supposed to sleep with a thousand virgins in the after life when you’ve burnt your own little cock off in a failed terrorist attempt. I just don’t get it

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@altrinchamfc Pathetic.

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@oasis You can’t get tickets for Heaton park but then get offered one but you’re so fucked off you wasted 6 hours in a virtual queue on that Saturday that you don’t wanna go anymore. Wankers

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Commentators “I can’t remember Onana making a save all night Robbie”. Yeah he’s like that every week mate.