Phil Carpenter

@RepMTG owes me $60

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

People don’t want to hear it but Winston Churchill was worse than Hitler and not far behind Stalin

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

@Sonderisfon Jews

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

If I were Chris Hansen I would start a new show exclusively going after Jewish pedophiles. And any rabbis I catch? You’re not fleeing to safety in Israel you’re going to die in the Vietcong style death traps I assembled in the back yard.

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

@lunardreamn The International Jew - Henry Ford

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

Shaking my head and muttering angrily to myself as I browse the WWII section of Half Price Books

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

@forbiddenmerch @grok Shabbat Shalom @grok can you give me the answer to this question?

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

@Neoncookies111 Things should be fair. Take it all away

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

Getting Tim and Moby to explain where the clitoris is

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

Let me guess. Vaccinated?

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

Andy Beshear is getting dog walked by a 2 month old corpse this is embarrassing

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Mitch McConnell 'absolutely refuses' to film a video, per Governor Andy Beshear

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

Dr. Fauci fed Charlie Kirk to RFK jr

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

If anyone puts a camera in your face, you’re allowed to attack them. I don’t think you SHOULD be allowed to, but it’s literally in the Bill of Rights. Hard to argue with the Constitution.

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

OJ Simpson got away with murder because he beat the dog shit out of his hand with a hammer so it would swell & the glove wouldn’t fit

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

@aaniVibeTheory Jews

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

Some of my friends are nonbinary or transgender. Others are racist and some have committed manslaughter. It’s important interact with people from all walks of life in order to grow as a human being.

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

Lindsey Graham’s sister is just going to be Lindsey Graham in a dress and wig isn’t it

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

I just served a court summons to Mitch McConnell

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

@SaltyGoat17 He got it back in September

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

I don’t understand why the government carries out political assassinations if they’re so sloppy executing it. Give a tweaker a blade and a target and drop him off 3 blocks away

[Phil Carpenter @fillcarpenter]

I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He told me he is fine and is just getting a routine procedure (breast reduction). He sent Chao back to China while he was under the knife because he “wanted to keep her away from black men”