Rachel Fin

All rise for his majesty Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago.

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@four_thighs wait I went to the ER twice this month, I’m going to try this! How did you do it?

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@four_thighs It’s either that or figuring out what child stars are doing.

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

Just imagine yourself cry screaming the lyric “went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu.” I can never be sad again thinking about that moment. I will never recover.

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

One thing about me is when my dr. told me I have lupus last year, I didn’t know how to handle. So I played Live Like You’re Dying in my car unleashing and conjuring up the most dramatic version of myself. bawled. I wish I had that moment on tape because it was so freaking funny.

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@thecarlson_8 @mischief_usa need @TBWAChiatLA

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@officialzoeknu !!?!!!

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@erik__cruz dang I would have had an excuse to come then we could bum a ride off Weston!

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@cocobeets I'll bring you my parka

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@acchich woah, Megan was telling me that there are lakes where fields used to be in Sedro Woolley. Hope you guys are safe and don't get any flooding!

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@kidmanscill @PaulMonkIsDead @MeganAWebb @PaulMonkIsDead will you fill out my fantasy football draft, idk what I'm doing.

[Matty Easton @easton_matty]

For those who are interested, here is the copy of my BYU graduation speech.

Personally, I believe calling my remarks “divisive”, “selfish”, and “unrelatable to the student body” is a mischaracterization.

I invite you all to take a look and decide for yourselves.

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

If you bring your "muskets" or whatever pretending that what someone chooses for their life affects you at all, I will bring my old timey fists in an irish fighting stance OOOOooooOOO stupid

[Matty Easton @easton_matty]

it’s not every day that you get subtweeted by an apostle of the church 🙃

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

Got catcalled in Seattle yesterday but it was "You have a nice smile" and I'll just take that.

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

Colin Hanks is Mario, Chet Hanks is Wario.

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@sumner41 Hoy

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@kidmanscill You say 🗣 you need space 🌌 but I think 🧠 you’re missing out 😓 on a real star 🌟

[Rachel Fin @fin_rach]

@EvanKirby2 THOSE HORSES