finch

some day I will be an old old man

[Imogen Peach ♡ @NotoriousPeach]

did you know? one in five polyamorous people enjoy polyamory

[kamau @poorteffy]

You can see the soul of each bird entering and exiting his body in his facial expressions

[finch @finachspinach]

am I only now hearing about the nuance hat and the it depends gown?? or is this one tweeters genius

[Millenarianism Identifier @facebookvillain]

when I was young, the red sauce was invariably the spicier option and the green sauce was milder. these days, the green sauce may be much spicier than the red. social change is truly miraculous

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[Velleity @Thesmophilist]

Overheard boomer dudes conversation:

"My friend recently transitioned, late in life, she's a woman now, ya know. Anyway, we were at the pub and yer man greets us with 'hey lads'"

*aggrieved Italian noises from the rest of the table*

I love that we actually can be a bit normal

[The Math Flow @TheMathFlow]

Sine and Cosine waves are...nothing but the shadows of a spinning circle.

[soli @solisolsoli]

By Marian Dioguardi

[Emma 🏳️‍⚧️ @Emmafromtwt]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[finch @finachspinach]

a (newer) friend just asked me my pronouns yesterday by saying “do you have a preference between he and they”. honestly was nice to be asked not in like the usual script but funny that it was within a he/they scope. he/him sun with a he/they rising

[lotte @NFRMlGA]

still my fav tweet on this app to date

[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

Made a site that takes objects from wikipedia and turns them into endless I Spy

> https://t.co/3cDJmbdpf9

[finch @finachspinach]

my doctor is finishing his residency and he said "thank you for being such a good patient." you’re telling me I don't like being called a good boy but being called a good patient is a different story??

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

(beaming with pride): one 24oz beer to drink on the bus please

cashier: i told you man you don't gotta tell me where you're drinking it

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

sometimes when I'm in the tub ill say things to myself like "soap. Nice. I can use that to clean my body" and it makes the whole thing feel much safer

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

Still thinking about the 60 year old dude I saw riding front row on a rollercoaster who wouldn’t stop yelling “let’s get our freak on” “let’s get freaky deaky” and 10 college dudes in the back screaming “yeah!”

[shablowsk @virtuallyself]

eating popcorn in a movie theater and wiping my greasy hands on the pants of the guy sitting next to me

[finch @finachspinach]

@_natastrophe_ @cubano_limpio knitting, crocheting, etc. any kind mending