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[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@cowboylikeivvy 😂😂😂

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@futurenomics I see nothing wrong here. My personal preference.

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

Los Angeles is about to feel worse than Miami.

Wednesday, downtown LA is forecast to feel like 116. Burbank 117. Long Beach 106.

Miami that same afternoon: 108.

The moisture is left over from a hurricane, and the ocean breeze that normally saves LA is shut off. Nights only drop to the mid 70s.

If you're in Southern California without AC, this is the week to find some.

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@ChillinTheMostx @espnSteveLevy 😂😂😂

[CLARISSA IN THEATERS DEC 11 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@808to253 @CharlotteAlter I read an article in Europe that if the athlete goes pro, the team they sign with pays the club basically a signing fee. So it keeps the financial burden off the parents. That was an interesting revenue model.

I did not fact check it.

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@CharlotteAlter This: Project Play, an initiative of the Aspen Institute. It estimated that youth sports generate up to $40 billion in annual revenue—nearly twice as much as the NFL.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[Aaron Cannon @AaronLCannon]

I started joining meetings a minute early

I get in, admit the AI summarizer, then say as much as possible about how birds and Wyoming aren't real

After each meeting, everyone gets an email about how birds are camera robots for the CIA, and Wyoming doesn't exist

I've been doing this for 3 weeks straight

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@alphafox 1000000000% yes

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@FreddyLA7 Get ready to start the tour company you (always/never) wanted 🔥

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Dad tell me about that Vozinha and Cape Verde run in the 2026 World Cup”

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine being stuck in Taylor Swift’s wedding and not being able to watch Argentina vs Cape Verde. That’s why I declined the invite

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@frog_ass_cowboy @FreddyLA7 + will save .5lb on weight 😂

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@FreddyLA7 Pay the $85 for being over weight and move on.

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@GodfatherGSCS @BhattiLaib9960 I thought @elonmusk was cutting these. How do you report bot accounts

[Finance Agents @FinanceAgents]

@YeetedAnon @OCFireAuthority GKN needs to do that tbh