Anand

puns, truth bombs, rants...

[Anand @finding_anand]

If people could just accept and respect each other's beliefs (religious or otherwise) than try and enforce their own onto others, the world would be a slightly better place to live in!

[Anand @finding_anand]

Tried making a hot protein coffee. And it was the worst thing my kitchen has ever witnessed!😂🥲

[Anand @finding_anand]

What’s worse was, when I told him I’ll report him to Uber, he said “report me, file a complaint, nothing will happen”.I guess this wasn’t his first time he’s done this or maybe @Uber_Support is not too bothered about these things else such drivers wouldn’t be on their platform!

[Uber Support @Uber_Support]

@finding_anand We understand this experience was less than ideal. We'd like to take a closer look. Please send us a DM with the phone number and email address associated with your account. We'll be looking forward to your response.

[Anand @finding_anand]

@Uber_Support Sent. Awaiting redressal! @Uber_Support

[Anand @finding_anand]

This morning an @Uber driver refused my ride to the airport since the mode of payment was online and he wanted cash. He was extremely rude and very blatantly asked to get out of the vehicle. And somehow I was still charged for the ride! @Uber_Support please get this resolved asap

[Anand @finding_anand]

Lyrics with hidden message - part 2

[Anand @finding_anand]

This morning an auto driver hit my scooter while trying to make a turn from the wrong side. And when I called him out for it, he had the audacity to say - “sir, this is Bangalore, no one follows rules here, this is how we ride”. He finally apologised after arguing for 5 mins.

[Coder girl 👩‍💻 @dev_maims]

software engineering is the only career where interview is harder than the job.

[Anand @finding_anand]

Very poor customer support from fiber team. Been facing frequent internet disconnection for more than a week and the issue is still not resolved even after multiple service requests. The assigned engineers keep saying they’re stuck somewhere and never show up
@JioCare???

[Anand @finding_anand]

🙃

[Libriscent @libriscent]

He isn’t confused, unsure, or "figuring things out." The simple truth - he doesn’t want something real with you. He likes your attention, your care, your loyalty but only when it suits him. When he’s lonely, bored, or needs an ego boost, he’ll reach out. And every time you respond, he pulls you back just enough to keep you hooked.

But his options stay open. He’s exploring, entertaining others, keeping his freedom because you were never his priority, just a convenience.

You’re not a backup plan. You’re not a placeholder until he finds "better." You’re the whole blessing the love, the depth, the loyalty he won’t appreciate until it’s gone.

Stop shrinking to fit his half-hearted effort. Stop pouring into someone who gives you nothing. Stop waiting for a man who’s already shown he won’t choose you.

You deserve more than scraps.
You deserve someone who chooses you fully, fiercely, and without hesitation.

[Anand @finding_anand]

I genuinely don’t know whether to expect anything professional from this airline. @IndiGo6E has blatantly closed this ticket without actually resolving it. @DGCAIndia cc: Consumer affairs @jagograhakjago

[Anand @finding_anand]

@IndiGo6E how do you explain this refund of just 265 Rs on a flight you cancelled?🤦🏾‍♂️

[Anand @finding_anand]

Also, there’s no way to get this resolved from your website, app or chat. And the customer call line seems to be indefinitely busy! @IndiGo6E @jagograhakjago

[Anand @finding_anand]

@IndiGo6E how do you explain this refund of just 265 Rs on a flight you cancelled?🤦🏾‍♂️

[Anand @finding_anand]

@IndiGo6E how do you explain a refund of just 265 Rs for a flight you cancelled? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Anand @finding_anand]

Again some intern testing on prod?😂🫡

[Shivam Bahuguna @JanusBlinked]

The last time so many people were pissed off about indigo was during the Champaran satyagraha

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Name change announced….

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

Signs you're at a nerd event:

When the dinner options are formatted in JSON...😂

[Anand @finding_anand]

Driving at night is such a metaphor for life.

[Anand @finding_anand]

No one:
My brain randomly at 2 am: would frying groundnuts in groundnut oil be considered cannibalism in plant terms? 🤔

[Anand @finding_anand]

Things you need to be careful about while riding a bike in metros
1. Traffic
2. Potholes
3. Maniacs coming at you from the wrong side, very seemingly curse you when you call them out
4. People spitting out tobacco from their windows without caring who/what they spit on