Julianne

Singer/Music Educator/Writer.
Just trying to like myself a little more everyday 💖

[lace @scenehe4rt]

hey sorry i didn’t reply to your message i’ve been taking a break from being a person lately

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

And to clarify, I asked the cashier when they would go bad because I was afraid of having this problem and he told me they wouldn’t go bad for a year. Betrayed!!! Misled!!! About to eat more mayo style sauce than any rational person should eat in two months!!!

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

My bf loves the ~mayo style sauce~ packets from McDonalds so I decided to surprise him with a huge box of them. TELL ME WHY he just opened them and immediately noticed they go bad in February?? How are we supposed to eat FIFTY ~mayo style sauces~ before February???

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

The absolute worst part about musical movies is that there’s no applause. Like what do you mean I have to listen to Jonathan Bailey sing Dancing Through Life LIKE THAT without cheering afterwards???

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

I bought two paperback books today, one of which was a novella (probably less than 200 pages). Do you want to guess how much I paid? And do you want to tell me why it was $60???

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

Dreams really DO come true!!!!

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

Buddy, your country has two Washingtons. You have Kansas and ARkansas (pronounced differently for some reason???) Don’t be mad at Canada because you didn’t know where your boat was stopping!!!

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

Still thinking about the American couple who got off a cruise ship in St. John’S last week and stopped me on the street for help because they thought they were in St. John, NB instead. They were very confused (and also kind of mad at ME about it? I didn’t name them???)

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

(I did look like hot stuff today btw in case you were wondering)

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

The only acceptable form of catcalling is the group of old ladies that yelled “YESSS!!! YOU ARE HOT STUFF!!! YOU LOOK SO COOL!!!!” as I was walking down the street today 😌

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

I’m happy that *being the only person in your row on an overnight flight* happened to you but it should have happened to me instead 😭

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

@erastourticketz My house of stone, your ivy grows
And now I’m covered in you 🌱

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

So considerate of my flight to be delayed until AFTER Hozier’s new EP comes out so I can download and listen obsessively to it on the plane 😌

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

I saw a cat on my walk and tried to pspsps it over to me. I had my headphones in so I couldn’t hear the owner standing in her doorway trying to call him inside and just watching me with a disgusted look as I tried to lure her cat away 😭 I JUST WANTED TO PET HIM I’M SORRY

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

* shopping with my mom *
Me: omg this dress looks like a Victorian nightgown
Mom: I know, it’s so ugly
Me: I love it

[Julianne @findingjulianne]

One of my worst ever purchases was a ~shimmery sunscreen~ that is actually just regular sunscreen with huge chunks of glitter in it. Big this-is-the-skin-of-a-killer vibes 🧛🏻