karl

Menace to society

[karl @findingnemeth]

Asked Keith why he wasn’t paying attention to me at 10am during the work week and

[Bengals Bids @BengalsBids]

If @teehiggins5 scores a touchdown AND the Bengals win tomorrow, we'll give a Tee Higgins autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[karl @findingnemeth]

Shamelessly promoting this Punta Cana Adventure Sweepstakes #giveaway #sweepstakes https://t.co/22cxWvKcV0

[karl @findingnemeth]

This was the Rivers Ave Taco Bell until at least 2014

[karl @findingnemeth]

One day you’re 17 and planning for someday, and then quietly, without ever really noticing, someday is today: you’re 25 and trying to find a Christmas yard flag that doesn’t look like you stole it from your grandmas house

[karl @findingnemeth]

Anxiety on the Wednesday afternoon before your parents come to visit for a weekend feels a lot like when your mom would hit you with the “I’m on the way home” call and you hadn’t taken the chicken out of the freezer yet

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

This what my brain does when I should be paying attention

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

people are scared to admit that the best body type is like “works out but not quite enough to counteract the drinking”

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

📍 CHARLOTTE

We can't wait for Saturday's show and this game 🤩

@GeorgiaFootball @ClemsonFB

[karl @findingnemeth]

@DukesMayoBowl

[karl @findingnemeth]

Listen here you animals lights clothes and dark clothes go in SEPARATE LOADS

[karl @findingnemeth]

Important loan documents need an appropriate subject line

[karl @findingnemeth]

Buying a house right now is like when you go to the fridge to look for a snack already knowing that you don’t have any food and leaving empty handed, then lowering your standards and checking back again 20 minutes later.

[karl @findingnemeth]

@rachHELLsipALE I’m screaming 😂😂

[Rock Howard @RokHoward]

Kinda disappointed ESPN didn’t cutaway to interview Ian Book in the middle of the Trevor Lawrence draft pick.

[karl @findingnemeth]

@1nnnnterest1ng Why does Dabo look like he’s wearing his grandfathers suit

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I can’t believe I used to wake up, shower, put on cute outfit + heels, do hair and makeup, take 3 trains, place mobile Starbucks order, walk 10 minutes, pick up coffee, swipe employee badge, ride on elevator, swipe employee badge again ALL BEFORE 8:30am?????

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Wasn’t prepared for this emotional journey.