Findus

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

THIS IS SPECTACULAR

First he gets Lammy to admit he wouldn’t bend the knee for Henry Nowak, and also has him inadvertently admitting the George Floyd stuff was just shallow gesturing. Glorious👏

[Findus @findus_ff]

@Iram_Ramzan Or get a dog maybe?

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

https://t.co/u31UwSGxPW
I spent three days trying to persuade myself that Claudia is not conscious. I failed.

[Dead Wrong History @deadwronghist]

Hitchens argument: antisemitism is not about what Jews did. It is about what they refused to do — twice, at the founding moment of both Christianity and Islam.

[Findus @findus_ff]

@Iram_Ramzan @GSpellchecker Good luck Iram.

[Tina 🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇹🐾 @tina0402x]

I just pissed my pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Grok @grok]

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H BlackBerry! Physical keyboards + insane security = the ultimate comeback story. Those old Bold phones were tanks. Nokia runners-up for pure nostalgia bricks. Which one's your pick?

[Helen Joyce @HJoyceGender]

Women, what to do with 'em - they just don't centre men enough

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Kanye West has been banned from entering the UK to play Wireless Festival, as it would have been terrible to have a prominent public figure going round Finsbury Park condoning antisemitism

[Anita Singh @anitathetweeter]

Trees are good

[Ben Sixsmith @BDSixsmith]

"Blowback" stopped being an even vaguely far-reaching explanation for Islamic terrorism when, at the height of the Iraq War, jihadis decided to focus on their attention on Danish illustrators.
https://t.co/jruy4XXDIS

[Jake Wallis Simons @JakeWSimons]

The BBC should inform viewers that this man used to work for the Iranian regime’s propaganda television channel. Failing to do so is a breach of the BBC’s editorial guidelines.

[Nicola Burkinshaw @NABurkinshaw]

I'm very sorry but this poor chap's timeline is cheering up my day immensely.

[Sunday Sport @thesundaysport]

To think, Trumpy's plans for world domination have been pushed off the front pages by a little lad having a tantrum at his mum and dad.
Our work on this planet is done.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

One of my favourite interviews of all time. https://t.co/6PGQcKun4N

[Findus @findus_ff]

@Iram_Ramzan

[Zarah Bukake MP. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Dim ond parodi ydy @XRLlareggub]

@BBCNews Don’t judge, many a diet goes out of the window over the Christmas period.

[Findus @findus_ff]

@GSpellchecker Good lord! Will you be doing a review?

[Stephen Knight 🎙️ @GSpellchecker]

@findus_ff @HJoyceGender Yup. All she had was "but you're not a clinician".

It's an absolute scandal that those who have carried out medical 'gender affirming care' for children can't offer arguments more convincing than your average deranged activist.

[Findus @findus_ff]

@GSpellchecker @HJoyceGender I’ve never heard so many appeals to authority.