R C

You all are some funny ass people on Twitter. Now where are all you funny people in real life.

[R C @finfanrob]

Fox News

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I’ve noticed a couple of tweets criticising me for “accepting” new followers who are the “opposite” of me. Christian, conservative, pro life, pro gun, reactionaries. Of course I accept them. To err is human, to forgive divine. It’s what Jesus would do. Dog Bless all my followers.

[R C @finfanrob]

@TFLN @gearfromlast L.

[tankgrrl @tnkgrrrrrl]

God damn death, picking the wrong fucker again...

[Teewee @Chloestylo]

Orgasms are God's way of keeping his name circulating..

[~*Rapunzel*~🎶🖤🎇🎆🖤🎶 @Rapunzel3641]

Don't know about your day but I just made a lesbian blush so I'd say this day was a success.

[Audrey Porne of the Dead @AudreyPorne]

weird! so many people on twitter think I'm single because of my tweets. maybe I'm just a really shitty girlfriend, ever think about that??

[Funny Mom @hilariouswifey]

*Discussing Near Death Experiences

I knew I was close to the end when I didn't even feel like masturbating.

*The room gasps in horror.

[SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama]

If you give a marginally attractive man who's holding a sign asking for money a second look you know it's been too long since you've dated.

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

I get so tired of hearing, "women with muscles are gross." Women with muscles don't give a shit about what you think.

[R C @finfanrob]

@DolphinsFan103 @codykeenan lmao. Yeah that isn't offensive at all. Bye fool.

[R C @finfanrob]

@DolphinsFan103 @codykeenan Anyways, done with this. It isn't going anywhere. Let's just hope the fins finally do something good.

[R C @finfanrob]

@DolphinsFan103 @codykeenan Pretty sure I know how it works being it is something I do.

[R C @finfanrob]

@DolphinsFan103 @codykeenan LMAO. Has to be that way. So now we should fine people for not having things. Yep. Great. I mean brilliant

[R C @finfanrob]

@DolphinsFan103 @codykeenan I don't have a solution but making people pay a fine cause they can't afford something sure isn't a solution.

[R C @finfanrob]

@codykeenan @DolphinsFan103 Thanks to the affordable care act, I have clients that make 24k a year and pay a fine for not having healthcare.

[R C @finfanrob]

@DolphinsFan103 LOL Cause any politician speaks the truth.

[tankgrrl @tnkgrrrrrl]

Topless dinner dates should be a thing

[R C @finfanrob]

@billsfanmonica Heck even defended you over and over in the chat room. Guess I was wrong the whole time. So okay. Byyyyeeee