passiveKing

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Two reasons I got into teaching:

1. Absurdly high pay
2. My passion for not letting teenagers go to the bathroom.

Doesn’t get much better than that.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Every year I look forward to this tweet.

[NYC Alt Side Parking @NYCASP]

#NYCASP rules will be suspended tomorrow, Monday, December 9, for Immaculate Conception. Parking meters will remain in effect.

[NYC Alt Side Parking @NYCASP]

#NYCASP rules will be suspended tomorrow, Monday, December 9, for Immaculate Conception. Parking meters will remain in effect.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

I don’t know how Hollywood works but may I have first dibs at writing the script for this movie? Please?

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Me too.

[suz @suzwhoever]

this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

If she doesn’t pick this Dog Emhoff guy as her VP, it would be a big mistake. Just my 2 cents.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

@Peter25B @eatingcontest Has one swipe with fame. Give it a rest, guy.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

@Sophiamyszk What are you talking about I don’t understand why you’re saying this but I just want you to know that I love you. (This is the message that comes out if I press the first suggested word everytime.)

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

I knew about Taylor’s album. I heard about it a couple days ago from a music insider.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Confession time: When they announced Brexit I sobbed. And not for why you’re thinking.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Okay, is Gilmore Girls an entire show dedicated to the backstory of Marnie from Girls?

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Took me three days to find this app.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

@Sophiamyszk Is that you?

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

@Sophiamyszk I can’t tell if you want this to happen or don’t want this to happen.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Honey, Ishrunk the kids.

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Sexpert shares four words people love to hear during sex https://t.co/IprDx3xjhv

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

I still think I’ll never see Jeremy Renner.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

@soren_iverson @Peter25B

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Not a good idea.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Looks like my blue check is gone. A decade was long enough.

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Fort, perhaps one made from pillows.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

What is your plan if nuclear war starts?

[passiveKing @fingergenius]

Why does Tik tok (new user) keep showing me clips from Young Sheldon? And why do I watch them?