AVID Pro Cycling fan. My teams- Ineos and Jumbo Visma. And slightly obsessed with beautiful Bernie Eisel (just joking...I think!) & fixated on Richard Armitage!
Someone wrote a Trump poem in the style of Dr. Seuss. One word: BRILLIANT
Especially that last line
Pinocchio had nothing on you, But the Epstein files most certainly do
If Kamala Harris won:
-There would be no war with Venezuela.
-No war with NATO.
-No war with American blue states.
-No $1 trillion for Greenland.
-No $2 billion for Argentina.
-Everyone ICE murdered would be alive.
-Everyone ICE wrongly imprisoned would be free.
-The deficit wouldn't be tripled.
-The economy and jobs wouldn't be cratering.
-She wouldn't be golfing every weekend.
-She wouldn't sleep in every meeting.
-She wouldn't post drivel 200 times a day.
-No talk of canceling elections. Ever.
-Time wouldn't be wasted on ballrooms, Jimmy Kimmel, UFC, and renaming every building.
-No begging for the Nobel Peace Prize.
-No selling us crypto, fragrance, and watches.
-No taking airplane bribes from Qatar.
-Reporters would never be called piggies.
-The world would respect us.
-We would respect us.
-America's biggest enemy would not be the White House.
Tonight, many Americans rightfully are fearful about the possibility of escalation. Trump took this decision without consulting Congress or fully explaining to the American people. I worked in the Situation Room and warzones, and here are the questions we need answered. THREAD
As late as JANUARY 2025, @JoeBiden was presented with strike options against Iran—and REFUSED to preemptively bomb.
This is the same man who ENDED the longest war in U.S. history, gave Ukraine a fighting chance to defend democracy, and secured a CEASEFIRE in Gaza before leaving office.
Meanwhile, Trump can’t even spell “ceasefire,” much less negotiate one.
If anyone deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, it’s Joseph Robinette Biden. Period.