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Giddyup!

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@KTmBoyle @BrianJJi And yet, despite Plato you managed to become a partner at one of the world’s best venture firms, where critical thinking & evaluating founders is core to your success… 🤔

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@howardlindzon To quote a famous tech person, “Wrong!”

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@RogueCfpb @ChrisLBert TFW you finally remember what it is you were forgetting all this time…

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@SUNDAYPHILLIPS_ @alexisohanian Uh, you do know who his wife is, don’t you?

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Wonder how the emperor is enjoying his new clothes these days…

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@elonmusk Car crashes draw a lot of spectators.

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Car crashes draw a lot of spectators.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter usage is at an all-time high lol

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Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.

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“Siri, what is the Streisand Effect?”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk

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That escalated quickly. 🤔

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TFW things are so bonkers that you find yourself rooting for golden parachutes for tech executives.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

Saturday Night News: Musk fired the company’s entire senior staff “for cause,” an attempt to avoid paying out tens of millions of dollars in severance packages to the former CEO, CFO, GC and head of legal

https://t.co/vUF4PheK29

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Thank you Visa & Mastercard for sponsoring the @FTPartners party with the fees you’ve paid on M&A transactions

[sophia goldberg @sophgoldb]

tonight was insane @FTPartners

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If investors had been doing diligence like this the last 5 years maybe we wouldn’t be writing down our entire portfolios.

Hire this man.

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

VCs doing diligence in 2022 (also this guy is hilarious, full vid is 🤌)

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Deepfake Zuckerberg seems more natural than human Zuckerberg. 🤔

[Shacknews @shacknews]

Mark Zuckerberg demos the photorealistic Codec Avatar in development during #MetaConnect

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What do you look for in a man?
1) Kinda dumb. Can’t be a critical thinker

2) Low-key racist. Nothing too over the top, but no immigrant friends would be nice.

3) Outwardly Christian - don’t ask/don’t tell about what happens in public restrooms, but church on Sunday is a must

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The new conservative dating app funded by Peter Thiel called, ‘The Right Stuff’ has now launched, and women describe what they are looking for in a man: “I like the Alpha-Male vibe.”

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@jordanhmckee Oof. That McKinsey brand is slipping.

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@rexsalisbury DeFi: a pyramid of pyramid schemes.

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@realEstateTrent Bloomberg Terminal installer/tutor

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Excited to see health care managed by the same company whose delivery drivers pee in bottles to save time because of a ruthless focus on efficiency.

https://t.co/xP3iuFX2Ez

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@tristajaye Are we talking Discovery Channel or Aunt Flo here?