Fiona is drafting again 🖋

On a writing adventure with numerous side quests. I like literary jokes, flowers, stars, and rain. Take a detour with me 🌸☔️📗 She/her, writing YA SFF 👩‍💻

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Maximizing the ‘Comic Sans trick’

Use Comic Sans

Ask self “why does this work?”

Write

Reach an end point (literally w/e u want)

Decide you’re tired of looking at that abomination of font design

Switch back to *Fav Font* (any)

Exclaim to self “now I’m noticing every typo!”

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@allofannnnn @poetastrologers Double checked for you, they did about 10 on 9/22 for libra season so actually they’re under right now :)

[Lucie Britsch @LucieBritsch]

Write like the ghosts of all the women in history who weren't allowed to write are standing next to you wondering what a laptop is and why you're still in your pajamas.

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

[at a gender reveal party]

Karen: so blue smoke means it’s a boy, and pink smoke means it’s a girl

me: everyone ready?

guests: three, two, one...!

[white smoke emerges from the chimney]

me: just as I thought, it’s a new Pope

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Arthur Conan Doyle: I have invented the greatest detective of all time

Agatha Christie: hold my tea

Doyle: … why does this tea taste funny

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@men_write_women I’d throw my phone but it’d give this guy too much satisfaction

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Me: How do I waste so much time?

*earlier*

Stops what I’m doing. Picks up cat, dances around for five minutes, and sings the “are you a baby? Yes you’re my baby” song

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@legaladvice_txt This is the ghost law I didn’t know I needed.

[ketnipz @Ketnipz]

#WorldMentalHealthDay

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@EM_Writing Congrats!! This is so exciting!! :)

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@moby_dickhead Both are dumplings, but you could probably boil pizza rolls to give them a softer, more pasta-like texture.

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@ZiziFothSi This is what the AI says before they take us over and I agree with you!

[jihad @spoiledsoymilk_]

It's about time for our yearly Halloween costume reminder:
DON'T BE A RACIST FOR HALLOWEEN!

This includes, but is not limited to:
- blackface - brownface
- yellowface - redface
- "native" - "geisha"
- "mexican" - "g*psy"
- "terrorist" - “rasta man”

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@MeredithIreland Guy (doesn’t matter): she brought me food and was thoughtful. I feel attacked. Dump her?

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@SheRatesDogs Is he a baby?

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#FinishUrBookFall will definitely not happen BUT I’ve made it to 20K AND figured out a name for my antagonist

So, like, things are going well 😎

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@legaladvice_txt I read this as ‘poetry’ at first and not ‘property’
I was confused, but not surprised a poet would be asking for this kind of advice

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My body: what if, we went to bed at 6pm?

Me: ...

My body: ahaha just kidding...unless?

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@philiptav12 The (false) assumption that “it’s harder to raise a daughter” is sexist. If that’s the reason someone doesn’t want a daughter then it’s grounded firmly in sexism.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

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