Fiona.

being mean to keep them keen

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It’s got to be an offence to not sing along to ABBA songs... the person that ssh’d me tonight in the cinema should be doing 20 to life

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@FlamesOrganist a good old hockey game

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Got robbed of my bank card and $70 last night but can’t stop laughing at the fact they even took the monopoly note I had in my purse 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Get me the fuck out Toronto x

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Once someone starts annoying you it’s so hard not to let every little thing they do piss you off

[Fiona. @fionaheirs]

Peeing on a plane during turbulence should be classed as an extreme sport

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@rahCInReverse Thanks! I’m getting there x

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My dad could qualify as a doctor with that advice

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@rahCInReverse Unbelievable honestly! Classic one word answer and absolutely no sympathy 😅

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@sevenseasb Just a shop/cafe usual shite but hate the manager and it’s quiet as fuck a day feels like a week in the place

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Previous record for fastest resignation from a job was 2 weeks. Pleased to have broken that record now by quitting within 10 days 🥳

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If we didn’t already know that plt were ripping people off then they 100% are now. $85/£51 for this shitty little dress. Molly mae is havin a laugh

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Living with a girl who studies sociology and astrology and has just told me she’s looking up when the next full moon is so she can put her crystals outside to recharge their “energy”. Can someone find me the energy to deal with this?

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Thinking how much I want to be somewhere warm right now and then remembering I’m moving to one of the coldest countries in the world in 3 weeks 🙃

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I honestly miss seeing peoples stories of them going out and ruining their life every weekend now I’m just sat looking at everyone’s stories of their wains

[Fiona. @fionaheirs]

@_callumkelly DM’d you

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Still selling 2 tickets for Bongos Bingo tonight (23rd) Dm me if interested. Will take offers just want them gone x
#SWG3 #Glasgow

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2x tickets for bongos bingo tonight at SWG3!! Will take offers just want them gone

[Fiona. @fionaheirs]

2x tickets for bongos bingo tonight at SWG3!! Will take offers just want them gone

#swg3 #glasgow

[Fiona. @fionaheirs]

@king_flaco_ £15 each, are you interested?? x

[Fiona. @fionaheirs]

2x tickets for bongos bingo tonight at SWG3!! Will take offers just want them gone

[Fiona. @fionaheirs]

2x tickets for bongos bingo tonight at SWG3!! Will take offers just want them gone

#swg3 #glasgow