Mikey “Fios” Phios

Not Verizon, how dare you! Although, I do sometimes reply to clueless people who think I am just for fun. Say hi! [email protected]

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I do it all for the #funzies

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@NaClMiner7 @CBSNews Ahhhhh. I feel better now.

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@Linda051571 @MarioNawfal @Verizon @VerizonSupport I'm realer than real deal holyfield

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@BegonaParedes @Anhgi_ I don't speak Portuguese

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@dccampfin @Nationals No, sorry, the Nats suck

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@FuldPresidentRN

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@EmilyGraceloves @OptimumHelp Come to fios

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@bmerer Maybe but I'll have to charge you for it.

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@thisisnotbree @Verizon Aw I miss you too!

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@TITANIUM2009 🤷‍♂️

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@RGee490296 @OANN I just came too from a nap. What did I miss?

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@PjLaird924 It's all good. The Phillies choked

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@Kaidansei @Verizon @Google Where are you going to go?

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@threedsr1 @AARP @Verizon That is true... Old people are mostly annoying.

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@rjcaliente @VerizonSupport @Showtime @verizonfios @HBO No

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@micaelarg63 @JucaNoticias I don't speak Spanish

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@lynnbaldinger Don't rush me. I'm drinking my coffee.

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@marycjoyce2 @VerizonPolicy Good idea!

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@Louismoreira Glad to hear it!

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@VerizonSupport No concerns, just an offer.

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@Verizon lets do this!
You get this handle.
In return, I get free top-speed internet service for the next 20 years.

Deal?