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My idea of heaven is a world without computers, My idea of hell is a world where computers don't work.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

£2.39 for a hash brown is actually insane.

[Hellzapop_in @Hellzapop_in]

@cristo_radio @WilloWispish Could’ve been worse…

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

Boy George went to prison for less

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@AndieDelicacy Careful - I was as pissed as I was on my 18th on one large red ball thing. 13.5% and went down so quickly, until a good few hours later.

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@5goalthriller Bobby Ewing?!

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@TracketPacer i'm so sorry people are so wrong with you when all you are is a girl with a decent skill.

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@avl06 Apologies - It's when AI tries to write text ... Happy Xmas!

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@HagertyUK @PaulCowland_ wolfrace slots suit EVERY car they are put on. Prove me wrong.

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@NoContextBrits The BSE crisis all over again

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@TracketPacer I have worked in a property similar to this - billionaires, if they don’t know you - will not trust you. A member of staff is assigned to you and follows you everywhere. Any tidying requests are denied as time is money - you fix and gtfo.

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@Carpervert Would you mind adding the LINK for the Colin Furze video for your YouTube members? You forgot to add it.

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@wwwgword @NoContextBrits Talons. You have Talons

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@NoContextBrits Unless they give me a shitload of cash to star in the hideous 'Man v Baby' nonsense

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@NoContextBrits John Denver wishes he never took a flight in on a Prop2 plane.

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@kaitlynspup @NoContextBrits suck but no blow - ever?

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@Glitchymagic @NoContextBrits but could it piss pure chocolate on my rug?

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@wwwgword @NoContextBrits I got no idea how big or smalll your hands are