I only wish I had a real voice, a forum from which to warn the people that the words of our president are koolaid, poisoned and deadly and of no use to anyone but his own ego.
Some things I have learned from watching @OfficialLivePD :
1. Never say โItโs not my car (my pants, my purse)โ. It doesnโt work and nobody believes you anyway.
2. If you really had only two beers lie and say three (or one); two beers is what all drunks claim.