optimized jigsaw

Sound designer. I occasionally soapbox. Here to try and, IDK, tweet? Automated accounts ignored.

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@ItsBrynify oh does it not allow you to start up narrator as you would normally on modern windows?

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

#ng 3825 Did you know that 3 ducklings tried to invade your meal yesterday evening? If you allowed them to do so, those 3 ducklings likely would cause chaos around the world by filling it with croak covers of the spongebob theme!

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

69105 the monkey shaped alarm clock you recently purchased has the ability to teleport you if it wakes you up exactly at 4:40 AM. It will teleport you right into the path of an inbound asteroid and give you a tiny pew pew gun to chip away at it once per second. Good luck! #ng

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

It's unseasonably late, but since the twitter API is being paywalled in about a week and I never got to do this last year, I'm bringing back my twist on the numbers game. Message me a number, and I'll say something nonsensical or even wait, what the fuck? in response. #NG

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@jaybird110127 lol that's exactly who it was :D

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

It's almost been a year and I still can just barely talk about him. It still gets to me that he's gone. I miss you immensely today, my grandpa.

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

OK. Before our beloved clients stop working, I can be found on discord or telegram. Just dm me which works best for you and I'll set you up. It's been a great ride, but it's clearly time to go now. I'll eventually set up the thing, but I'll likely branch to another instance.

[Bill Boules @billboules]

Just in case you have not seen the article that I am talking about from CNN. Let’s make sure this gets shared far and wide. #nfb22 #nfb23 https://t.co/YDvH3aphrV

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

I wish you all a very happy new year in 2023 and beyond! :) Let's make it an EPIC year! Happy new year everyone!

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@Brandon_h oh, the tones are at most one octive apart but when it comes to recording it's just fifths. I can sorta see the problem there. It makes sense now. Thanks for clarifying! :)

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@Brandon_h I don't know if you know this, but quick mode allows it so pressing record once goes right to recording, press again to pause and press again to record. I believe the dial all the way down enables quick mode.

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@mixenne but what if walls, elevators and levers were harmed in the celebration of my celebratory event?

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@mixenne I just celebrated the air passing under my left index finger. Does that count? :D

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate! :)

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@JesseF100 wahahahaha.

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@JesseF100 no, you can not log in to anything with your tablet if you don't have internet, no, you can't log into <insert service> within your email client no oh my god help! Haven't we gone over suspicious emails oh dear. Now we're stuck hearing your barrage of incoming notifications.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Stages of helping your parent with their technology:

1. Of course I can help you with that
2. Wait what
3. That's not how that works 4. Let me explain again how computers don't do that
5. You do what now?
6. Wow no
7. That's not a thing
8. No
9. Unconditional surrender

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@amber122185 The last time I used web-ex it was usable... but not much more. There's a new version that got released that our class only got to play with for a week which was late April 2021. Things could have changed though, and access will depend which version gets deployed.

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@ItsBrynify I'm imagining you so hyper that you're walking at super speed down the stairs and miss a step and... well... that happens! Lol!

[optimized jigsaw @firebird1409]

@FreakyFwoof I believe ribbon disabler is a standalone product, I don't believe tweeker has that functionality. I could be wrong, it's been 600 years since I've updated tweeker :)