Crestfallen

Dark have been my dreams of late.

[Crestfallen @firelinkgarden]

By age 30 you should:
1) Help found an elite special forces unit
2) Participate in atomic tests on Bikini Atoll
3) Embark on a top secret stealth mission to rescue a Russian scientist
4) Fight and kill your mentor in order to prevent a nuclear capable tank of starting WW3

[Crestfallen @firelinkgarden]

@mersicsur @sw_holocron Why you post this

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@BCCBrick @BattleObsessed Literally he doesn't. Buu is more powerful, but Frieza had been destroying planets for decades before he went to Namek.

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@sunnyfuckinhues Hey, whatever works

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@BattleObsessed Goku
Guts
Goku Black
Goku again but with a different outfit

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@horrorvisuals Leon looks so good

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@DailyLoud Bro thinks he's Cell

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@konowatashiga @BattleObsessed Iconic

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@TheFirstOkiro Dude I couldn't agree more. I wasn't able to articulate my thoughts on this until you put it into words. Very common Okiro W as always

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@oatmilkdruid I do not know a single person in my age bracket who works a 9-5 job and I'm 34. My job's hours are 12-8.

[Crestfallen @firelinkgarden]

@oatmilkdruid Because the vast majority of people don't have 9-5 jobs anymore.

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@sunnyfuckinhues Is it a male or female? I read that it's more common in female cats, and have noticed my girls do it and my boys don't. Also, it's something kittens do to kneed a mother's stomach when they're breastfeeding, to help ease milk out. If a kitten is adopted out early they never learn

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

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@tragicbirdapp

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@GCTweets3 @StormyDaniels And you call yourself a Christian lol

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@Huff4Congress @ZacharyLevi

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@AKfortySlevin @IGN First of all, you're a moron. Secondly, it's putting trust in Phil Spencer, who is honestly a pretty good dude. I'd trust Phil.

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@henryaryaxz @justinboldaji Please for the love of God read a fucking book.

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@Parzival_jay Without exaggeration I can say I viscerally despise this person and everything they've ever loved or believed in.

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@Jothedeplorable If you truly believe in the Christian God thrn you're golden boy is most assuredly going to hell. He's an admitted liar, thief, con artist, and adulterer. He admitted those things.