eli🦥

we are literally on a planet designed to stress me out. tpwk. obsessed w my gf.

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

everyone say thank u testosterone

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

devastating news for my girlfriend who is unfortunately going to wake up to this

[Netflix @netflix]

It's a show? It's a lifestyle. It's a religion.

We are sorry to say that Gilmore Girls Seasons 1-7 will be leaving Netflix in the US on June 30. Raising a cup of coffee to every fan who visited Stars Hollow with us.

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

“try hard over teenage dirtbag??” SORRY I WANT TO HEAR A SONG OF THEIRS OVER A COVER????

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

my close personal friend Ashton Irwin returned my hand hearts today 🙂‍↕️

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

calum in my first soundcheck hating on the she’s kinda hot EP and in this soundcheck had to look up the lyrics for vapor…we’re beefing

[GL @gldivittorio]

Approximately 80% of NYC is standing in the streets right now

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

what the fuck do you mean i was walking around the city all day and 5sos showed up at the pop up when i’m NOT over there

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

these days between my vacations are reallyyyy testing me

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

nice….my dream date……

[EVERYONE’S A STAR! World Tour: Fan Updates @DigestEASTour]

Boston’s Secret Song options are:
🩵 Talk Fast
🩵 Girls Talk Boys
🩵 Red Desert
🩵 End Up Here

#BostonIsAStar🫖 #EASBoston⭐️

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

uber driver listening to we are the world but has an isr**l flag in his car…choices

[Octo 🐙📼 @Octopimp]

I hate AI so much it actually makes me upset when I see people I care about using it

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

tbh if i have to pick between Red Desert & Girls Talk Boys at either of my text two shows just pull the trigger honestly i can’t do that

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

i love Don’t Stop as much as the next guy but y’all really picked that over Red Desert AND Girls Talk Boys ?????? i would’ve fought everyone in the arena if i was there😭

[EVERYONE’S A STAR! World Tour: Fan Updates @DigestEASTour]

.@5SOS performed “Don’t Stop” as tonight’s secret song!

#MontrealIsAStar🥞
#EASMontreal⭐️

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

i will get 5sos to say trans rights at my msg show even if it kills me

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

BIG weekend for young me

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

wym my best friend and i are permanently just on 5sos’ ig & tiktok like that’s normal😭😭

[𖤐 @gottaluvkelvyn]

there's no LGBTQ without the 'T' let that be known.

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

Ashton spit on me last night btw. wouldn’t trade it for the world unfortunately

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

i’ve never been barricade for 5sos before i’m rlly still having a moment rn🥹

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

if anyone is seeing this that went to 5sos’ CT show and have a clear vid of Luke during Amnesia more towards the beginning pls lmk i’m trying to see something (i’m convinced he was staring at my friend DEOWN but we gotta know for sure)

[eli🦥 @fireproofelijah]

i would just like to say i think i personally manifested Wherever You Are at soundcheck tn y’all are welcome🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️