Ava Maria

and no i’m not catholic

she/her

[Ava Maria @ava_rostami]

I just realized this has a typo which is real tragic cause this is my best tweet to date

[Ava Maria @ava_rostami]

Roses are red
I’m sure Ben Shapiro must regret
Letting us all know
That he can’t get his wife we

[Ranthony @ChiefTeef8]

Silent gen: we ate dirt sandwiches during the great depression

Boomers: my dad died in ww2 and I got drafted to fight in Vietnam

Gen X: leaded fuel made us psychotic and we started smoking at 9 years old

Millenials: my parents are divorced and im bartender with a PhD

Gen Z:

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

MY MAYOR ILLITERATE
MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE
MY PRINCESS IS DI
FLY EAGLES FLY

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Imagine advertising luxury villas in Nazi Germany during Holocaust. That's the level of tone-deaf we're witnessing

[The BBQ Counselor @Drogdor1]

To people upset by the news that Reckless Ben cannot release part 3 and that the GoFundMe was taken down, just a quick note that the hearing on the Court’s restraining order is June 30 at 2pm in the Provo courthouse.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

rue lowkey has alison dilaurentis level time management skills like how does she see all of her friends, manage a strip club, and participate in a dea sting operation

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today marks the 78th anniversary of the Nakba (catastrophe), during which more than 750,000 Palestinians were expelled and over 400 villages were destroyed to establish the State of Israel.

[َ @devilinmugler]

Every marriage before 30 sounds like a child marriage to me 💔💔💔

[elena ilana alana alina elana @lenibriscoe]

Why would I have been to a bachelorette party before 27 I don’t hang out with child brides

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

If 41 Jews were killed in 24hrs, it would be called the nth worst antisemitic massacre since the holocaust.

When 41 Lebanese are killed by Israel in 24hrs, it’s called a ceasefire.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

That dude who hit Bush with a shoe was a far more competent assassin

[daniel duncan @daniduncan]

a prova de que o estadunidense só sabe atirar em escola é que o charlie kirk só morreu porque tava palestrando em uma

[Link🇻🇦 @ZeldaZealot]

Runs in the family I guess

[GENE @jonghopilled]

“millions of Iranians took to the streets with full awareness of the price they might pay.” YOU did this. YOU told them “help is on the way”. YOU lied and said “i’m returning to iran”. YOU ARE THE REASON THEY GOT KILLED YOU FILTHY LYING SACK OF FUCKING SHIT

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I remember when the Strait of Hormuz and Walmart used to be opened 24 hours

[Trita Parsi @tparsi]

Few Iranian American voices have been as supportive of bombing Iran, or as aggressive in defaming opponents of war, as Masih Alinejad.

But now that it's clear that the war has been a disaster, Alinejad predictably backtracks and tries to portray herself as a victim.

But her contemptible role will not be forgotten.

She betrayed two peoples here: The Iranian people, whose blood is on her hands, and the American people, whose military she treated as her private mercenary army.

[GENE @jonghopilled]

the concept of Mossadegh at coachella

[Lucin K @LucinehK_]

Me getting ready for dinner with Pahlavi supporter relatives

[atta 𒉭 @atta_berry]

The concept of turning xenophobia into a girlboss feminist moment

[Luffy @acepvvv]

ptdrdrrr comment les blanche te regarder en primaire quand tu te ramener avec du henna sur les mains