obsessedwithtrees

basic ass bro

[Mark Devlin @djmarkdevlin2]

There's something deeply ironic about chemtrails across the sun on Solstice day. (Oh - and the sun still being white rather than the golden orange so many of us remember from decades past!)

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I want my children and grandchildren to inherit national parks and polar bears, not data centres and dry riverbeds.

[Shirley @SprkSoda]

Love this Gif so much 😭

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

[sho hoe 🐀 @ogshoshi]

My niece loudly said "look at all this AI slop. They should be embarrassed to sell this" right in front of several booths at the festival and you know what? She's sooo right and I hope they heard her

[pingu @pingu4ll]

your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool

[沖常あお @ofox_ao]

🟢非常口きつねT

現実から逃げ出したい時や脱出ゲームに行く時などにオススメです🦊💨
コミティア156にて頒布します！

[feral tomboy @peachtard]

this lady on IG posted about how she's decluttering her house so her loved ones don't have to deal with it when she dies and boomers are having meltdowns in the comments

[ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕟 @M4X_POW3R]

If you can’t budget $174K to feed your family while also having the best healthcare insurance in the country you have no business setting the budget for our country

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

2008: Oil spike - H1N1 influenza

2014: Oil crash - Ebola Virus

2020: Oil crash - COVID pandemic

2026: Oil spike - Hantavirus

[Mary Talley Bowden MD @MaryBowdenMD]

Despite a Texas law prohibiting COVID shot mandates, I am still writing exemptions for students who must have the shot in order to do rotations at hospitals.

I will write a free exemption for any student in this situation. Sadly, hospitals are above the law in Texas.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

My bf just started medication for ADHD and he's so fucking mad they're working he just filled out a calendar

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

SURPRISE.

Guess who began working on an mRNA Hantavirus vaccine back in 2024?

Moderna did.

In collaboration with Korea University College of Medicine.

[Toby Rogers @uTobian]

I'm not doing hantavirus.
I'm not doing Ebola.
I'm not doing bird flu.
I'm not doing swine flu.
I'm not doing SARS-CoV-3.
Put Tony Fauci, Ralph Baric, Peter Daszak, Tedros Ghebreyesus, and Bill Gates in jail and all of these fake threats to public health will suddenly disappear.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

I actually texted her today and asked what can we treat hantavirus with. I’m so glad she posted it.
Ivermectin.
Also vitamin D and zinc.
Those of us who refused to lockdown, mask up, and get vaxxed took the good ole horse paste and also developed natural immunity.

[🦈 @4Cobey]

gas prices so ridiculous I done signed up for the reward points at Shell

[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

Swiss authorities are now tracing a hantavirus patient across multiple international exposure points.

Known locations tied to the patient reportedly include:

• Antarctica expedition route aboard the MV Hondius
• Cape Verde maritime zone during the outbreak response
• Canary Islands transit discussions and medical coordination
• Switzerland after international return travel
• Potential exposure chains involving airports, aircraft, hotels, and medical facilities during transfer

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

We aren’t just getting shorted in product weight on food

This is a 100 pack of screws from Home Depot

“I just counted them — I dumped 'em out. 73, there's 73 screws in here”

Missing 1 or 2 is an error. Missing 27% of the product is fraud

Americans are being robbed blind