Mark Firmani

Prez of Juno Strategies - Innovative PR, marketing and social-media for professional-service clients. Opinions are mine

[Martin Kaste @MartinKaste]

I'm looking forward to England facing off against its old colonial master this afternoon.

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

#mariners Ticketmaster apparently is broken, and there is a line around the block for the game that starts in 10 min. What kind of fan experience is this?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

😄 In Italy, one of the hobbies among older men is being an “umarell”

These are retired men who like to stand around construction sites, watching the work and offering unsolicited advice.

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

Hey @tripit. Can't reach my trips. Says 'Your log-in denied due to attempted access from a country or region...service is not available.' Is Italy now part of Axis of Evil? No response from help email. #neverhappenedbefore

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@JerryBrewer This was a wonderfully crafted example of vivid storytelling. Kudos, Jerry. One ask - what about a shot of the car!?

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

Very disappointed in @Hertz . Loyal PC member for years - took it for granted that you would give super-loyal, high-frequency users the best price when booking direct. Imagine how disappointed to find rates 25% lower online. So much for the fruits of loyalty.

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@NateSilver538 Straight - there is one

[Art Thiel @Art_Thiel]

Woolen violates Marshawn's Beast Code: Ain't nobody won nothin' by talkin'.

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@MaxAbrahms And there was a nice older couple outside my local grocery store trying to convert me to becoming a Jehovah’s Witness.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It’s spelled “Colombia”

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@delta DL1090 - Six hour flight from TPA to SEA (delayed too). No coffee or tea on entire aircraft on this 28-year old 37-8. FA says issue isn’t new. Making hard to show loyalty

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@AlaskaAir Any chance you can provide an update on AS697? Guy crashed TSA line, apprehended but gate agent says we will be delayed as result but no further info shared. Not good communication.

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@NickKristof @LeeChildReacher @DelacortePress I used to be a fan, but it’s obvious to me that he is relying on simple formula prose-churning mechanisms to cash in on the next release.

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@historyrock_ Atonal

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

@ilovenostalgia I went home with a waitress, like I always do. How was I to know, she was with the Russians too. - W Zevon.

[Mark Firmani @firmani]

Hey @AlaskaAir - 2.5 hrs late on a 43 min flight? OK but making us wait on apron is cruel and unusual. Can we get an update? AS3309

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

The second neuralink patient seems to be doing ok but is a little robotic.

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[Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker⚔️ @Nomads4Pritzker]

“He tipped strippers well is what he did! He was a great son of Delaware! In this house Hunter Biden is a hero, end of story!”