“When the baboons and monkeys heard that the man who used to chase them away from the maize field had died they hysterically celebrated! The following year there was no maize that's when they painfully realised the dead man was the farmer” Fellow Africans Know Your True Heroes!
The Herald's fictitious story that I met Mugabe in Dubai, a place I have never visited in my life, and its hilarious cabinet list assigned to me; would give everyone a great laugh, only if today was April fools day. Our SMART focus is to deliver the people's will, come 30 July.