Obert Gutu

Corporate Lawyer,
Former Deputy Minister of Justice & Legal Affairs🇿🇼
Former Commissioner of the National Peace & Reconciliation Commission @NPRCZim 🇿🇼

[Obert Gutu @GutuObert]

Thursday afternoon, June 4, 2026

This world is full of fun....
This world is full of some very interesting & fascinating places....

#Nyikaidoko

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@Mutsvangwa4 @ZMurwira @Zimpapers Negona Chambers
160 Samora Machel Avenue, West
Belvedere
Harare

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Thursday, June 4, 2026

Thank you very much to my brother, Zvamaida Murwira @ZMurwira , veteran journalist @Zimpapers, for buying a copy of DAY ZERO this afternoon. When I return in the next few days, I will arrange to personally sign the book for you.
Much appreciated indeed.👏🏿👏🏿

[Obert Gutu @GutuObert]

Nyika yechipikirwa.
Yakavuya neropa.

[Obert Gutu @GutuObert]

I'm a huge fan of Jalen Brunson, the basketball superstar who powers the New York Knicks. Tonight in San Antonio, Texas, Game 1 of the 2025/26 NBA finals kicks off. San Antonio Spurs are tipped to be crowned NBA champions but then the Knicks, supported by our grandson, Lil Chief, are surely going to give them a good run for their money. This will definitely be basketball on another level....

#LetTheGamesBegin

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Wednesday, June 3, 2026

2025/26 NBA finals kick off in San Antonio, Texas, tonight. Although I'm backing the New York Knicks, I'm acutely aware of the brilliant talent of Victor Wembanyama of San Antonio Spurs. At 7 feet 3 inches, he is the tallest player in the NBA.
By the way, the cheapest ticket for Game 1 in San Antonio tonight is a cool US$755...😎
@NBA
@nyknicks
@spurs

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Good day patriots!

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My conscience is very, very clear. It has always been & indeed, it shall always remain clear. I'm on the side of the majority of the people. When everything has been said & done, the majority shall have their way whilst the minority shall have their say. That's the very essence of democracy.

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@ChaleChipangura Ndiripo hangu ini munun'una kana uripovo?

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History has got this rather uncanny tendency of always repeating itself & sometimes with very unintended & groundbreaking consequences. In the terraces where I'm sitting, the view is very, very clear. It's not misty. Everything has been laid bare for the naked eye to see.😉

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@MatimuraMusi 🤣🤣

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Sunday, May 24, 2026

These 2 guys from Jamaica 🇯🇲 are great fun to hang around with. I really, really like Jamaica, the fantastic little island in the Caribbean. "In Jamaica, we don't have problems, we just have got situations" : That's their favourite punchline.
Did you know that the majority of Jamaicans aren't even Rastafarians?😉

#LovelyPeople
#FunLovingPeople

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It's time to comply with the new conveyancing regulations in conformity with the requirements of Statutory Instrument 76 of 2025.

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Just a point of correction, my brother. In 2023, one of my corporate clients, working in conjunction with another Zimbabwean corporate, imported & supplied two MRI scanning machines from Philips based in the Netherlands. The two machines were installed at Parirenyatwa & Mpilo hospitals.

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@mmatenga 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Sunday afternoon, May 31, 2026

These days, I feel very young. I actually feel 32 years old. In fact, I'm feeling much, much younger than the young journalist @mmatenga 😉

#Nyikaidoko

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@DhikondoD @mmatenga Which handlers?🙄
I don't do handlers.
I have got only ONE handler in my life.....i.e. The Most High, God The Almighty.

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The trucks are no longer using our short close. There are only 7 seven properties along the short close. But the road was already terribly damaged by the time the trucks stopped coming to our neighbour's address. The rich neighbour hasn't bothered to repair the short road damaged by his trucks. Personally, I feel vandalised & trashed.

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Harare is now a shanty town, a slum actually. In my neighbourhood, we last had access to municipal water in February 2008. Seriously speaking, Harare is incompetently, inefficiently & corruptly administered. It's a complete dog's breakfast ; a cocktail of unprecedented dereliction of duty. I have travelled the world. I have travelled in Africa. Right now, Harare is arguably the dirtiest 'city' in the whole of Africa. It's a complete shame. It's tragic.
From the Sunshine City to the Sh*t of Harare.
How the mighty city has fallen!
@cityofharare2
@JMafume