Calvin Hobbes

I like games & comics & nerd shit.
Black, Italian, He/They, 21+
stuff I say should only be taken seriously like...half the time

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@Namastaywoke @jfons1567 I'm just trying to establish dominace. Dog ain't gon be the only 1 walking around with his dick out in the house I pay bills for

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@ThyGreatDune Why is it broken?

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Got some papers at the smoke shop and the cashier lady had a pretty big shiner on her left eye. I was gonna jokingly ask "so, are you a boxer or just dating one?" but then I noticed she had a hickey too so I just assumed it was complicated, paid for my shit and dipped.

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@thatmummarocks Wait, this one is better than the S? I've had mine for a few years and it took like 2 hours to download Alan Wake 2 with an ethernet cable. Tests said my download speed was 900mbs but actual download was ranging from 20 to 300. Is there something I'm doing wrong?

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@HonestDudeGuy @Wario64 Yeah it's super woke. Move along

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@pixelprayer

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@kaijuking4real @IMDBorg It's a decent enough likeness to be instantly recognizable, but Macfarlane has never really had great sculpts when it comes to real people

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Saw Jessie is in the Alan Wake 2 DLC so yeah, that's an instant cop.

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Been playing @remedygames Control since my first try in 2022, 3rd times the charm because I'm having a blast. I always loved the SCP inspiration but navigating The Oldest House often had me looking up guides. I just got to the point where Alan Wake appears so should I get these?

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Been playing @remedygames Control since my first try in 2022, 3rd times the charm because I'm having a blast. I always loved the SCP inspiration but navigating The Oldest House often had me looking up guides. I just got to the point where Alan Wake appears so should I get these?

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@StarkllrScaler When they go from run of the mill shonen where people fight "faster than the human eye can perceive" or people just scream lasers at each other, seeing hand to hand choreography feels like realism

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@flurryfrenzy Can't belive they gave us sane taxi

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@HankMcPym

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@fartagaz Why couldn't they just CG Smits' face onto the guy like they've done a dozen times before?

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but here's the yapper

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@MaryJaneWAPson Took me longer than I'm proud to admit to realize the triceratops with a skeleton head doing a sieg heil was Red Skull, but in my defense what the actual fuck?

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@DarrinEvans Him after noticing those clean weaves

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@MemeManTweets I'd trade fortnite to get infinity blade back in a heartbeat

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@ThisguyHassan Playing Control and getting lost in The Oldest House because I can't find my way to any of the side missions