firstgenmom

Tales from a first generation full-time, active mom to an energetic, fearless toddler and a needy, nocturnal newborn.

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

Delicious frozen apps from Walmart make parties easy. #AppyHourParty #Sponsored https://t.co/m7mh4FRW6r via @housepartyfun

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

#allofthis https://t.co/ZyNVwhPjVc

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Parenting is an eternal battle between your child's desperate need for your attention and your desperate need for just one moment of peace.

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

I too would like to know what date this will be happening lol https://t.co/XiF15qHpdA

[Meredith @PerfectPending]

Older parents: Don't worry, it gets easier.
Me: Exactly WHEN does this happen? Can you give me a date?

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

When killing time turns into mother daughter bonding. https://t.co/Is9tzw9D0g

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

@TMobile @funcostumes bring on the candy corn! And pick me for some Halloween goodies! Please and thnx. :-) #TMobileTuesdays #Contest

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

A vision board can help you overcoming overwhelm because it offers clarity. Here's how to host a vision board party: https://t.co/Bxx4wzsMWm

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

Toddler's fighting sleep at 2am its u vs. world. 3 things u can do when u feel alone in ur parenting journey. https://t.co/yWqe7T6SSn

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

My children are the source of many feelings of anxiety & overwhelm, but also the source of immense joy & growth.
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[dadpression @Dadpression]

Putting a small child to bed is a three-hour plotless movie with songs that begin at inappropriate times.

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

Popular personal finance blog Penny Hoarder published my article! For hosting parties on a budget: https://t.co/NU99xAsVma

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

@ProudResister we can only hope so.

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

Towel rack falls off bathroom wall, both kids still sleep. Let me go in here & open this ice cream though, 1 of them will wake up. #momlife

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

Ironically I say a lot "I'm not a tape recorder & won't keep saying the same thing over and over" again to my toddler. #momlife #firstgenmom

[Mom Psychologist @mompsychologist]

At the "yes, please do put that pillow over my face" stage of parenting.

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

A little satire for you. My open letter to morning ppl from Mourning My Former Night Owl. https://t.co/S1Z5UFCO8Z

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

And they are lovely.

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

New blog post: No baby books for me! Instead, I made @Shutterfly photo books for my kids. https://t.co/nLZa8U5ExH

[Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses]

"Sleep when the baby sleeps," and other parenting advice gems that are also oxy morons.

[firstgenmom @firstgenmom]

New blog post: 11 websites I rely on when strapped for cash. https://t.co/QXJYmyGplE

[Today's Parent @Todaysparent]

"When I ask my parent friends if they dream of running away, every single one of them says yes." —> https://t.co/mWo8dQhwAy @lolaaugustine