Trash Boat

I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

Lust Gluttony

Pride Greed

[ray of torchlight @GaterHouser]

uncle weed will have you listening to the acoustic zeppelin songs thinking you should re read lord of the rings

cousin weed has you googling "mayan cell phones real" with all the curtains closed and your heart sounding like a jackhammer

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

Ted Kaczynski's funeral will be mailed invitation only.

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

@bigbaze2012 That's genuinely the funniest part to me.
"You two step to the breakdown, I two-step to the brass section. We are not the same"

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

@bigbaze2012 Something, something "we're more alike than we first realize"

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

Metallica's Death Magnetic. Really solid album ruined by being over compressed to hell

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

what’s an album that you’re like this about

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

Broke take: The "Pina Colada Song" is about a couple trying to cheat on one another

Woke Take: The song is about a couple rediscovering their spark and finding there's always more to learn about your partner

[Genghis Dong @bigbaze2012]

A lot of you are nailing the “be gay” part , but we could all improve in the “do crimes” portion

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

@bigbaze2012 Bro I get SUPER gay on Sundays. I sing about how badly I want God and Jesus inside of me. I hold hands with people and we ask God to go inside both of us at the same time. Shit gets super gay

[Genghis Dong @bigbaze2012]

>opens calendar
>writes down “BE GAY” for June 1st 9 am

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

Something about this weather just makes me want to blast pop punk and hair metal

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

Just took an exam and now I want to fight a mf

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

@bigbaze2012 You know ittt

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

Shallow graves dug along an

AXIS OF EQUALITY *filthy breakdown*

[cass @bcthebard]

Ten years ago I played on a now infamous show with still to this day some of my best friends on the planet. Here’s to ten more years of doing whatever the fuck we want.

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

@bigbaze2012 Even though I used soy sauce? 🧐

[Trash Boat @firstmate_nate]

I didn't have any sides for my leftover tandoori chicken. So I made myself some egg fried rice to go with it, and now I feel like I need to personally apologize to @bigbaze2012 for this blasphemous meal