Dan Engstrom

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@AnthonyLaPanta Loved hearing about your trip. I’ve always wanted to go to Europe but I’ve never been to Europe and “ya gotta earn it”. Hoping to get some experience going to Europe so I can go to Europe someday

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@AnthonyLaPanta @Definedtravel @RussoHockey Kentucky is so beautiful this time of year

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@sethtoups Detroit fan here. That seems light. Like, really fucking light. We’re gonna need a lot more than that.

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@RussoHockey Yeah. It’s pretty good, I guess.

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@RussoHockey OMG! We coulda traded Masters and got Carlson for him? (Sarcasm)

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@allthingsmn

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

Correction: I’m not gay. @SpokedZ and @StateOfHoppy may or may not be allies of the community. And that’s fine either way. None (or very little) of their coverage was focused on cum. I hope everyone enjoyed their #nhl boy auction in every way possible

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

As a gay man… thanks to @SpokedZ and @StateOfHoppy for representing the community in their #nhl draft coverage. Thanks for focusing the conversation on cum. Kisses, hugs and weener tugs, y’all!

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@AlexMicheletti Hextall: “that was quite a goal. Did it feel like cumming inside someone for the first time?”

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@ice_chip @AlexMicheletti Oof. Thankfully no international play next year. Dude’s a beast and I hope he recovers well

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@AlexMicheletti Hextall: “so…Viggo…have you ever fingered an old lady?”

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@emilymkaplan Anyone tracking Eugene Levy’s PJ? Gotta be him, right?

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@allthingsmn Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick"?

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@JessRMyers @B_Marsh92 @MPRnews Leipold: “we’re gonna pay him $19 million a year…maybe even 20 or 21 if his agent doesn’t puss out”

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@Kamikazegoalie @sethtoups Yuk

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@RussoHockey @AnthonyLaPanta @TalkNorthPod Does it make sense for BG to punt on getting a 1C/top 6 forward in the offseason and be ready to pounce if a team or player gets off to slow start in-season?

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@RussoHockey 👍

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@RussoHockey Could VGK have challenged that they touched the puck on that delayed offsides? @RussoHockey

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@JLazzy23 @RussoHockey Torts: “Who the fuck are you?! Are you fucking stupid?! Lemme tell you somethin’, I used to fuck guys like you in prison! “

[Dan Engstrom @firstpersonto]

@lukefoxjukebox @FriedgeHNIC Hotel staff: “But you booked the Kink Room. That’s only a 24 hour booking for sanitary reasons.”