Emma Neminem

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Serious question for analysts...of anything; Science, technology, politics, business, education, human behavior, all of it. Are y'all giddy over the massive influx of data right now or are you ready for a plateau?

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Hey @GuyFieri ! Please tell me that people tell you all the time how much they love watching #driversdiveinsanddines while ripped. Cause it's awesome. Keep up the good work, my man. #tripled #dinersdriveinsanddives #foodnetwork

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Dear @adultswim ,
Could you *please* touch me during delivery? I just need to be held...

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Hey @robdyrdek
Get @bertkreischer on @Ridiculousness - that would be fuggin' amazeballs. Could you imagine the #Storytimes ? PLEASE?

I actually know you through a whole six-degrees-of- @kevinbacon -situation so this is like a family request. #KetteringOH

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

I'm really disappointed in the companies that recycle old commercials for a #SuperBowlCommercial

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

This is freaking hilarious!

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

My hubs nailed it... Everyone keeps getting so damn offended at everything so now everything is all freaking serious. #superbowlcommercials2020

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Thank you #doritos This is the type of #SuperBowlCommercial I'm looking for!!
#SamElliott makes me drool!
#OldTownRoad
#LilNasX
#BillyRayCyrus

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

#Shakira
#nailedit #Gorgeous #Sexy
#PepsiHalftime
#Jlo was cool too.

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

What happened to the #funny #SuperBowlCommercials ??

These #deepthoughts are bringing me down.

Bring on #Shakira #SuperBowlHalftimeShow

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Why are these #SuperBowlCommercials so friggin serious?? #Y_all are bringing me down, man!

[Trey Kennedy @TreyNKennedy]

Roll call in 10 years

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Oh em gee #Y_all - my hubs is ROTFL. He says I'm throwing a whole lot of shade at the #MissAmerica2020 contestants for someone who's been #daydrinking since 2pm.

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Currently at my new job's holiday party. #Y_all , I only know four people here. Thank Goddess there is an #openbar !
#wallflowerforever

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

@SladeWentworth @daddydoubts Oh. Socks...

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

@HoldMyBluntt It's delicate.

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Holy shit #Y_all - look what I just made. Banana pudding with cherries & #Hershey with #ReecePieces - I'm in heaven.

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Seriously #Y_all - I just split up the last of the cheese dip into 2 small bowls because 9 & 11 said they could not share a big bowl.

[Emma Neminem @firsttimetoker]

Had to giggle #Y_all. I'm a true mix of my parents. #SAHM using ironing time to catch up on my stories...but it's #NCIS , not #DOOL .

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

Parenting is spending 30 minutes telling your child it’s time to take a bath then spending another 30 minutes telling them it’s time to get out.