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building @Duteko_eu

[Dan @Sertralindo]

Desliguei todos os despertadores e ainda acordei cedo pqp

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

tinubu is the current president and he’s campaigning for the upcoming election with “we will” not “we’ve done,” and that’s your presidential candidate???? aren’t you an id!ot??

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"who got you smiling like that?" the voices in my head cracked a joke, leave me alone.

[yakolo. @Urbrattyheiress]

even at gunpoint, these are the words that will never come out of my mouth.

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

You supported Peter Obi in 2023 but after 3+ years wey fuel don go from 190 - 1400, Eggs from 50-300, Bag of water from 100 - 600, Spaghetti from 250 - 1200 and increased hardship, you come suddenly see Tinubu as the best choice for 2027.

APC Niggas ball get as e be 🤣😂

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

I’m so lazy to wash those plastic takeaway plates sometimes. i just throw them away and buy new ones

[Your SEO Guy @iamnuel_]

Niggas with low IQ think if Nigeria quadruples her revenue today, it won't be stolen in quadruple proportion by the same politicians. Look at Lagos. All the money they generate, is it not still going into private coffers? How many problems have been solved over the years?

[ahntoni @_antmad]

If your water tank is leaking, the water supply is unreliable, and you have water thieves around you, tackle each problem sequentially and logically, addressing the most critical issue first, like a rational person who knows how to prioritize and solve problems efficiently.

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

They always say the country is poor to buttress their point that corruption doesn’t have much effect like people claim it has on the country

Meanwhile the country has been plagued with extreme corruption for over 60 years; please how exactly should the country have become rich from such inhumane levels of theft?🤣

[SUBLIMINAL @innocitto]

Haven't had a good laugh like this in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What were you saying?"

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how old i get, if i sit in a chair that spins, i'm spinning.

[kea @kearchives2235]

My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart

[Mikko Medarda 🧡🇵🇸 @SuccBoyStony]

Baby if you died at that job today they would have you replaced by friday

[kenna @kennagq]

Carrick I dont think youre gonna make it

[RAZOR @softgee0]

That child right there has no business being that strong while wearing a diaper 💔😂

[Felix @felixherbt]

This dude spoke the minds of millions of Nigerians here. He was fearless even when the white man tried to twist his mind.

Kudos to this brave man 👏

[Femi @0baluaye]

The acting in 'Slow Horses' is on another level. British actors are peerless

[Obidient Premium Times @ObidientPremium]

Rufai Oseni is not just a journalist, he is a prophet. It might take a decade for the Arise News to get someone like him again.

[H¹👒 @invertedLuffy]

what is this Michael Carrick analogy 😭😭

[Riley Loverboy FreeMan @IRegretNuttin]

This working everyday bullshit is making me violent.