NEW: introducing Austin Park's Five Keys to the Presidency, boasting a perfect prediction rate since 1984. Democrats win if at least 3 keys resolve to Yes.
Currently, there are 2 Yes keys and 2 No keys, which means the race comes down to which MLB team loses the World Series.
Holy cow—if you like fantasy maps, spend some time looking at New Orleans. WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WITH THIS CITY?! If this came in from a freelancer, there are half a dozen things that would raise my eyebrows.