Swims With The Fish

Only two things elicit an instant follow, funny tweets or a great pair of legs.

[Swims With The Fish @fish4catfish]

PSA: if you find yourself feeling down, take a listen. It’s hard to feel down listening to ELO. https://t.co/q3JJnqx4ve

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I’ve lived long enough to give sage advice. The best I can come up with is :

Eat the fucking cookie and enjoy it.

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@iluvtacos0822 Same

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Not saying I’m a rebel but when the local news guy says expect severe weather tonight, don’t sleep naked. I still do.

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@24tog 13, work at the only store in town. Pumped gas, stocked shelves and cut meat.

[DAVE MARTIN 🇨🇦 @DAVET800]

#nowlistening

OTIS DAY AND THE KNIGHTS - SHOUT !!!

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@24tog 15 for me. Not much desire to visits the ones I haven’t

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I’ve come to realize that my only worth is in what I provide, fix or maintain. It’s a transactional existence. It sucks ass.

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Best fish tacos ever. I’m sure it was the beer.

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Sitting outside during a nice rain is one of life’s greatest treasures.

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Minimum number of beers that must be consumed while frying fish that you caught is 6. I don’t make the rules.

[Swims With The Fish @fish4catfish]

Me: I cut myself shaving

Her: but you have a beard

Me: …

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@24tog You might find an acupuncturist that treats allergies. I went to one as a last resort and the results have been amazing. I no longer have allergies at all! Took a few years of appointments during spring greenup and fall hay fever season but it was an absolute miracle for me

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@Sassafrass_84 FYI. Carpenter ants taste like a sweet tart. It was accidental but would again

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I’ll cook your Mother’s Day dinner baby.

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@JPLFR80 Happy Birthday JP!

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Getting a Florida rain at the moment. Pouring in the front yard, sunshine in the backyard.

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I’m not saying day drinking would fix me but today’s a good day to find out

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I won’t embarrass you on karaoke night but you will laugh.

[Swims With The Fish @fish4catfish]

@DieselBABE20 Just did that with my adult daughter. We had my granddaughter with us the last week and she was amazing with her. Told her she was the best aunt ever.