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sad mommy????? | 20+

[Wisdom @Wisdom_HQ]

I'm convinced this motherfucker was conceived during a classified Navy experiment involving cocaine and a dolphin.

[cece~⚞•⚟ @berrycreamm_]

shakespeare may not be dead

[Eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT]

I haven’t been on porn hub in like a year my dick exclusively gets hard to dandy’s world porn now

[Chai (funnybunny era) @SoftFurSunlight]

Helluva Boss is BoJack Horseman if it were written by BoJack Horseman.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

7.2k likes on a post saying “trans women should only exist as a fetish” i really fucking hate society haha

[august @regularaugust]

You shouldn’t ask out your friends. You shouldn’t date people you like. You should only be romantically involved with the worst people alive so you can make Reddit posts about it

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

make your plot feel FRESH and NEW by having each character pull a WET, living fish from their pocket every chapter

[nova @1nfecticide]

whole house bulimic 😭😭

[Fell!Gee @Gee_7556]

When everyone leaves the vc and you lowkey stuck with the dude you know nothing about and rarely talks

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately

[computer @computer1010101]

[tearing up while my son recites his wedding vows] God I wish I was on my phone. This is incredibly boring

[MrDiego @mrdiegope]

xdd

[anz @gulakueputu]

The only who can beat Chinese lesbian is Vietnamese lesbian

[mirphiemiri 🏳️‍⚧️ @ImmoralCoffee]

Shows off the sickest monster owl design just to go back to the ugly ass twink

[Courtney ❯❯❯❯ fan acct @DirtySweetStyle]

"Would you be fine with a cis man using the WOMEN'S BATHROOM?"

Yes. I've been to sporting events. They walk in, say "sorry it's an emergency and the mens line is super long!" and you go "mmk" and wash your hands? What are y'all doing in bathrooms?!

[maegod 💤 @moeurge]

my take on the ex racist thing is that you should stop telling me you used to be racist like its a sobriety milestone le niggers must congratulate you for

[La señora Stewart @ladonastewart]

Yo aprendí de un gran psicólogo, que los castigos deben ir relacionados con el acto, dejarla sin ir al concierto solo genera resentimiento, change my mind

[Dra. Marxiana Roja ☭ @VeryLittleRed]

Si, de hechos los millonarios son los que más contaminan, el hecho de que tengas que comparar a UNA persona con todo un país, lo demuestra.