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[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Article number 2 is LIVE. This week, I make improvements to sports that desperately need them

https://t.co/Vb9i8pTn56

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

RIP IT AND FLIP IT! A WORLDY FROM JEDI!

#USMNT x @VW

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

HELL YEAH I DO BROTHER!!!

[Michael Casagrande @ByCasagrande]

Nick Saban in his senate testimony notes a Clemson player was on campus a week before another school (in Oxford, Miss.) recruited him and he transferred after starting classes in Clemson.

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

Your Dynasty Blueprint awaits 😤

Full #CFB27 reveal Thursday, 6/4 at 8 PM ET
🔗: https://t.co/6mLj03LkTz

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Is this a threat?

[Chicago Fire FC @ChicagoFire]

Grimace is coming, Chicago. #cf97

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

This really is my favorite part of Chicago’s history

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

How old is Sandra? 90% get it wrong.

#ChicagoHistory ☑️

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

@DaveMcNamee3000 Sadly neither of them know carpentry nor plumbing. Both focus on the decor

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

If they brought these back I work exclusively drink Coors light until the day that I die

[Kayla Shoemaker B2B WS CHAMP 💙 @_kaylashoemaker]

hidden gen found in my dads garage...from '97

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Holding up the Masters entrance line. Arguing that my VR headset is technically not a phone

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Most popular men's college basketball teams of the regular season📺

(via @nielsen)

Read: https://t.co/R4hQmJy2Lj

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Does someone own the trademark to Bigfoot or something?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

New emojis on iOS 26.4.

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Me: “I’ll have the chilaquiles, please”

Waiter: “And how would you like your eggs?”

Me: “Deviled”

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Maybe try using your hands, dummy

[Randy Miller @RandyJMiller]

Yankees slugger Giancarlo Stanton “can’t open a bag of chips” due to ongoing pain in elbows, but he’s determined to play full season. https://t.co/yNq5aSadCH

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Me to my wife after she says how excited she is to have tonight’s dinner leftovers for lunch tomorrow

[Stanford Steve @StanfordSteve82]

One Big Thing
All-Met

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

@DaveMcNamee3000

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The crowd at the Olympics was not booing JD Vance. If you’ve ever been at a sporting event where they yell Coop or Lou it sounds very similar. They were yelling JD.

[Jimmy Biscuits @fishboyjim]

Being All Met in high school was the a dream of any student who went to high school in the DMV. I (rightfully) never sniffed being selected during my high school tenure.

Removing this (and the sports section in general) is a blow to DC sports and culture

[WashPost HS Sports @WashPostHS]

Thank you.