Laird van Hoald

Former electric shaver repairman, former OTB teller, cockeyed optimist.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Carving turkey the Jedi way! 🤣👍
#HaveAForcefulThanksgiving2019

[Laird van Hoald @fishbulb67]

@pattomasulo

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@nihilist_arbys Horsey Sauce is the only thing that gives life meaning.

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@MJMcKean

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

On #LSSC tonight: Marie Yovanovitch shows why she got a round of applause at a D.C. jazz club.

[Laird van Hoald @fishbulb67]

@MattOswaltVA Maybe they're trying to summon Mustardayonnaise.

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@peeweeherman Redecorate the whole bathroom!#ToiletDay

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Here’s Vincent Price, Alice Cooper, and a German Shepherd. No, I don’t know why. Just enjoy it.

[Laird van Hoald @fishbulb67]

Happy #VeteransDay to all who served!

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@TheDailyShow The "P" in GOP must stand for "pedophile".

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@emilynussbaum Casey's Shadow(1978). Funny and sweet!

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@pattomasulo Great list, player!

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@SteveDahlShow

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@NatureisScary They say that predators can smell fear. I wonder if they can smell urine?

[Laird van Hoald @fishbulb67]

@Bucktweet_Say I heard that Jeffery Epstein was well-hung.

[Laird van Hoald @fishbulb67]

@Binette228 @70s_party "You're gonna need a bigger rock glass."

[Colin Hanks @ColinHanks]

There is no better description of that asshat

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Man, does this nail it. 👏