> opens twitter
> scrolls
> closes twitter
> immediately open twitter again
> several dozen gnomes suddenly burst into my room and rip my penis clean off
>opens twitter
things i need right now:
-sweaty ass in my face
-sweaty feet in my face
-sweaty cock in my face
-sweaty nuts in my face
-sweaty thighs in my face
-sweaty tits in my face
i actually rlly adore being referred to with puppy mannerisms
does that make sense
“awe puppy don’t bite/growl” when ur angry
“puppy’s whining” when ur upset
“look at ur little tail wagging!!” when ur happy