Ted Stathakis

I am an avid data technologist, proud dad to 3 boys, husband, community teacher, live music fan and fishing fanatic.

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

Hey @elonmusk how about we get "Audit Mode" where when we say "I'm being pulled over" the car automatically records all cameras and audio.

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

Hey @socaledison! You continue to amaze me at your incompetence. You even include a link encouraging me to tweet about it! Happy to oblige.....

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@SCE this is practically normal for you guys!!! When you can't run a website it makes us wonder about the reliability of the grid!...
This page is temporarily offline https://t.co/jMcJLh3hP3

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@jasonhorner Love my Samsung 34" ultrawide QWHD with split screen features. Ditched my dual set up for this.. https://t.co/Tbk5KNd8al not available in stores.

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Eleven years ago today, #CitizensUnited opened the floodgates for unlimited dark money in our politics. Since then, corporations have doubled down on trying to drown out the voices of everyday people. To put families first, we need campaign finance reform.

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

Shazam...
SELECT PATINDEX('%[[]%', @Expression)
WORKS! Thanks Chris

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

#SQLHelp
Why does this work?
SELECT PATINDEX('%]%', @Expression)
But this doesn't
SELECT PATINDEX('%[%', @Expression)

@Expression =
ISNULL([MANNEQUINS:Guys Legs:SALES TOTAL], 0)

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@ChrisHyde325 @Expression Yeah... I'm chasing down that path now. Thanks

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

McConnell says 5 days is not enough time for Senate to convict Trump of inciting an insurrection against the United States government. But he got Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination from Senate floor to confirmation in 4 days.

Move it, Mitch. Now.

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@GoCollectiv Yes

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

My favorite is #4. "...the modern CFO must move away from the financial view and embrace business insights."

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@ITsavvyMal Yes!.. SSRS is my specialty and I have some capacity at this time.

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

FP&A is our forte!

[Microsoft Power BI @MSPowerBI]

Use this @GoCollectiv #PowerBI financial reporting one-week proof of concept to improve accuracy and analysis: https://t.co/hpDRKh93BS #MSFTAppSource

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@DBArgenis Somewhere over 8, not sure as the list is off the screen...

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@Dejify can you help connect us with a contact to sponsor our SQLSaturday? It's coming up soon!

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

#sqlsatdenver join us at 10:15 in room 287 for the Reporting Services session I will be doing at PASS Summit and learn about SSRS

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@SacSQLDude Time to Go Solar with storage!

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

Almost the exact number of dots too

[Ted Stathakis @fishheadted]

@LaurieLCarr @tx2cagirlgmail1 @SDSQL Get on Board!

[Chris Hyde @ChrisHyde325]

We now have more than 50 #SQLFamily signed up for #SQLTrain 2019, and that means there's still room for 20 of you! Get on board at https://t.co/ioNBVAoau0 ! #SQLSatOregon #PASSSummit

[Chris Hyde @ChrisHyde325]

We now have more than 50 #SQLFamily signed up for #SQLTrain 2019, and that means there's still room for 20 of you! Get on board at https://t.co/ioNBVAoau0 ! #SQLSatOregon #PASSSummit