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Employer: So where are you from?
Me: Brooklyn.
Employer: What makes you qualified for this position?
Me:

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Gotta admit TikTok just doesn’t provide content like this

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Just got the most menacing rotating iPhone background I’m scared

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@domingdynasty Nooooooooo 😭😭😓 rip to a real one

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@ani_is_wired I want you to like him too

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Taught my Russian mom the word shart today

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That GBBO finale really had it all, i was crying at maybe the two worst finale cakes in the history of the show and still had an amazing time

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Burgarb King

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First off, “an entenmanns“ Is insane but I’d do 4-3-1 in that order

[ⒿⒶⓎ ⒷⓇⓄⓌⓃ jaybrown.bsky.social @TheMrJayBrown]

Ok, very serious question that could stir some very strong opinions. Mom says you're expecting company tonight and you need to run around the corner to pick up an Entenmann's. What are you getting?

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It’s official, Laufey is the Fishman certified best new artist

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At what age did you realize that the thanksgiving day parade is just one massive advertisement

[Anuj Ghimire @mrophiophagus]

Level of birders:

1)It's a bird

2)It's a seagull

3)There's no thing called a 'seagull'

4)Ring Billed Gull or Herring?

5)Herring for sure

6)First year Herring with replaced scapulars

7) 16th cycle female herring gull

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

5 years was dedicated to learning alto clef so he could read the viola line

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Sending this tweet to all of the girls that said this to me over the last decade and asking which one is it

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@bread_empty I don’t think my high school band phase ever ended

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Nothing I love more than high school band students getting so excited about a band piece in the YouTube comments and announcing what part they play. Almost makes me tear up I love band

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My roommate is so annoying, literally just takes up my whole bed 🙄🙄

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@mathewwojo Yeah but you save 25%…

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Won’t someone think of the pharma companies for once? 😭😭😭

[PhRMA @PhRMA]

Price setting policies in the Inflation Reduction Act are already forcing companies to make difficult choices about R&D investment, ultimately harming patients.

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You ever experience an older person fail so spectacularly at doing the simplest task on the Internet that it opens an Internet wormhole.. this is my Russian great uncle’s wedding anniversary invite