Xal👁️

I hate this app & I love weed
20, punjabi

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

7-in-1 shampoo, body wash, triple strength laxative, viagra, stimulant, conditioner, shaving cream,

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

@EricSwallowswel @chumbosity @Christohpe34122 @lilbabygandhi No real woman does this you’ve just proven that you have never interacted with a real human woman😭

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot and my football team won its first Prem in 23 years and my basketball team is about to be champions for the first time since 1973. Literally grow up man.

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

Sorry if ur offended but not rlly
I’m eating dis order

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

I hate when I interact w someone that seems kinda cool on this app and then their bio says some shit like 💖✨shedtwt💖✨ oh hell no

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

mamdani’s existence is my little flicker of hope in this world - a canadian

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

@mexlodiie I’m convinced I could give people like this oregano in a zip and tell them it’s the best weed they’ll ever smoke

[ULTRASKO @ULTRAS_KO]

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani New York winning the finals and got a cool mayor. Thats amazing for yall

[miia @miiagarro]

before you beef with me just know i'm deeply malicious to my core once upset

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐🌌 @anthony_ja28099]

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt

[4ri @user198838381]

Oh honey I cant wait to raise our kids off of emo music and little ceasers

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

@qopsee99 I used “cactus” bc he had spiky hair

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

I fucking hate these people. When's this thing of treating bi/pan people as a lesser queer people gonna stop

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

@ithadovee i’m so tired of people romanticizing the disorder that took any sense of my identity away from me

[crow @boyanachroniism]

imagine almost killing yourself because of a split then you open tiktok to see some 15 year old girl calling herself a bpd bunny

[Xal👁️ @fishneuron]

I fr love cannabis. That’s my problem

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[✮⋆˙ @aanaisanaiss]

you know what your problem is? your problem is that you really wanna be a white gurl