Matt Parker

Husband/dad, homebrewer, PhD aquaculture dude, ...in that exact order. Tweets are my own. Twitter is a great customer service tool!

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@IAmSteveHarvey with my son's permission, JP Morgan or Steve Harvey?

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

So much for the @traveloneworld alliance. @AmericanAir won't credit the miles we flew on @qatarairways to our account. They actually removed a portion of the trip they already credited. Talk about some bullshit.

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

#XboxGameOverControllerSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

Want a piece of the Squid Game universe?

Follow & Repost with #XboxGameOverControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a decked out Young Hee Gaming Cabinet which includes customized controllers, an Xbox Series X, and more!

Ages 18+. Ends 1/22/25. Rules: https://t.co/tmWzXbU746

[XBOX @XBOX]

Want a piece of the Squid Game universe?

Follow & Repost with #XboxGameOverControllerSweepstakes for a chance to win a decked out Young Hee Gaming Cabinet which includes customized controllers, an Xbox Series X, and more!

Ages 18+. Ends 1/22/25. Rules: https://t.co/tmWzXbU746

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@RellOfficial Met your brother at Costco this morning. Welcome to the Plains. WDE!

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@Ariat need a new model?

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@XboxSupport we are connected to internet, but are not able to sign in on any profiles.

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@FrankieJGrande I hope you enjoyed Magic Kingdom today. It was cool to see you walking through.

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@CControllerzz I can no longer hear other gamers when i connect my headphones to my controller. They can hear me and I can hear the game. I tried 2 sets of headphones. Everything works on a different controller.

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@Weezer messaged my 13 yr old son if he wanted to go to a Weezer concert....his respomse.

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

How can you not like @JohnBarrowman ?

[John Barrowman MBE @JohnBarrowman]

Got her to the Palm Springs animal shelter and they are having a vet look at her right away. On a sidenote, her tail wag like crazy just before we took her out of the car. It was like a relief that she knew she was going to get help.

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

Maryland Shellfish Aquaculture Industry: 2022 at a Glance (FS-2023-0702) | University of Maryland Extension https://t.co/7IG4YA5S4N

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@taylorswift13 I know your boyfriend is on the wrong team, but if you want to try the best oysters in MD that hits different, I wish you would contact me, I know places.#RavensFlock    #marylandseafood #aquaculture

[Auburn Tigers @AuburnTigers]

He is HIM!

Congratulations to the now 11x National Champion, @AubietheTiger01!

#WarEagle

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

#RebelMoonXboxSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

This Xbox is ready for rebellion!

Follow and RT with #RebelMoonXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom Netflix @rebelmoon Xbox Series X, Elite controller, and stand!

Ages 18+. Ends 1/3/24. Rules: https://t.co/mIqtTye7f4

Stream #RebelMoon on @netflix Dec 21st

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

@cvspharmacy whats the point of my dr sending an electronic prescription if you aren't going to start it until I show up 3 days later to pick it up. 3rd time this had happened.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

RT to vote for Ro in the @Nationwide #WPMOYChallenge ❗

Roquan Smith #WPMOYChallenge
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Roquan Smith #WPMOYChallenge
Roquan Smith #WPMOYChallenge
Roquan Smith #WPMOYChallenge

[Governor Wes Moore @GovWesMoore]

It's National Seafood Month, and hands down, Maryland has the best seafood in the country. To celebrate the occasion, Secretary Atticks joined me in the kitchen to cook up some freshly caught blue catfish.

Protecting our bay and growing our economy has never tasted so good.

[Matt Parker @fishrcool]

Recording of the webinar I gave yesterday. https://t.co/1pYPM0CTTQ

[MDSeaGrant @MDSeaGrant]

Join @UmdExtension for a free aquaculture business tool webinar November 28 at 1 p.m. The webinar will will explain how to interpret results from the Online Economic Spreadsheet Tool for #Oyster #Aquaculture: https://t.co/5FO47GbBjX

📸: Logan Bilbrough / UME MDSG