sometimes i think about my friend in hs who told me within clear earshot of our deeply conservative mid50s english teacher that she wished she had a huge cock so she could swing it around in circles
i hope youre doing well man
I would never hike Mount Everest because I have IBS so with my luck I’d have to pop a squat at high altitude and not have enough oxygen to stand back up and end up with an Everest corpse Wikipedia page where they call me The Shitting Girl