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@kylesockwell I wish we could get these kinds of photos in swimming

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@kylesockwell On the same day as Sarah Sjostrom equals his record for most individual medals in the world championships

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@SkunkzyFN @kylesockwell Ahhhh thank you!!

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@InternetH0F I have a problem..

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Erling Haaland is a seriously weird bloke.

He gorges on chicken livers, raps about world peace, and wakes up to the Champions League anthem. Every day.

As the Robo-Viking smashes every record under the sun, welcome to the weird world of Erling Haaland...

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Gary Neville: ‘aRsEnal pLaYeRs CeLeBrAtEd ToO mUcH’
Here he is celebrating a last minute winner in front of Liverpool fans.
He was fined £5000 for this.
He complained that the authorities were trying to make the players like robots, devoid of passion and spirit.
Hypocrite.

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

We signed Odegaard etc Nev said we had no plan. We finished 5th he said it’s a downward spiral. He said 4th was the ceiling cos others would bounceback & we won’t compete with Pep/Klopp. But I’m supposed to listen cos of titles he won when man were using Nokia 3310? Bore off lol

[Herbie Behm @SirHerb_the3rd]

First flag touch for these two today. Watch the group celebrate.

Getting in the the pool doesn’t have to be the worst part of practice!

[AfcVIP⁴⁹ @VipArsenal]

Joe Willock on leaving Arsenal:

"I wasn’t valued at Arsenal, that became clear. When I had a meeting with them, it was obvious they wanted me to go. Yeah, it hurt.

I’d been there since I was four-and-a-half years old. I’d given my life to Arsenal." [Telegraph]

[. @fiskk_]

I love Spotify. But there's so many small super annoying things that are problems for no reason whatsoever. So fucking annoying

[Kyle Sockwell @kylesockwell]

Only swimmers understand what it’s like to have a 5 minute conversation with your teammate over the course of an hour by using the 15 seconds of rest you get between each rep and 60 seconds between each set 🥹

[. @fiskk_]

@PicturesFoIder That's meth not math

[Louis @lou_pye]

I'd never even heard of him until an hour ago and now I'm a full-fledged Jason Tindall hater

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@FootballReprt Late bloomer. Only been that good since signing for Glimt two seasons ago

[Lars Sivertsen @larssivertsen]

That Shaw handball is obviously a stonewall pen with the way the laws are right now, that's all fine. But: Do we really think that an 80ish% chance of a goal to the other team is a rational and logical punishment for what's happened there?

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@Gnr4lf @footballdaily I'm not the one who should be thanked!

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@EmilioPepilio @johnmyrstad @xGEliteserien Keeperposisjon er en faktor i xG. Er nok det som gjør at den blir så "høy", for keeper er jo veldig langt ute