Sarah N Dipity

addicted to goat cheese, good coffee, and murder podcasts. working on being a nicer human with a LOT of help from Jesus.

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

@ChipotleTweets My friend is sad she can’t order a cheese quesadilla in-store and it’s only available to order online, but you can order a kids quesadilla. Make it make sense please!

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

@eneevs If you want to work, yes!

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

@eneevs Truly. The husband is just thinking “this is just going to add to the total at checkout”

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@AmericanAir Sent!

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Big shoutout to the crew on @americanair 2080 for their quick action helping a sick passenger on board. 👍🏻 And for finding that smooth air during landing 😮‍💨

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

@kristenrudd 100% agree. They belong where the peeps are candy corn do - in the actual trash. I think their only chance of redemption is in a compost pile.

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@eneevs @kristenrudd Can I say after the fact this was going to be my guess? 😂 I just kept forgetting to respond.

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

@eneevs Are you doing a book to shoe ratio game?

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I’m “it’s best to lay on your left side if you have acid reflux” years old.

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

I’m “my chiropractor isn’t going to be happy with me if I do this” years old.

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

Chipotle, you bring me joy. Being given brown guac and stale chips does not.

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

My kid used “what the hell?” in the correct context yesterday. So. That’s a first.

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@eneevs This is amazing!!

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

Just drove by a church. Their sign said “80-90 degrees is nothing compared to hell”
😳

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@eneevs Man. I do have a baggy shirt on. Why didn’t I think of that?? Thankfully I didn’t have much 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

Local Walmart is all out of bags. No boxes in sight for anyone to use like Costco and Aldi offer. Customers coming out warning customers coming in, being all neighborly, looking out for each other. I’m so humored right now.

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

.@ChipotleTweets can’t handle the heat. But I still love ‘em and will eat there forever.

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

@waynebray I was in attendance & was blown away at her boldness in truth. I was admittedly surprised, but also thrilled she was permitted to have all of it in her speech. When she started talking about however you define success will leave you empty, I thought - go girl. Overheard: “preach”

[Sarah N Dipity @fitchen]

I keep wishing people “have a great weekend!”, forgetting it’s Thursday, but maybe people will also think it’s Friday, and just leave me alone tomorrow, and it’ll be a nice and quiet work day.