Hannah Whitmarsh

More voyeur than tweeter but willing to share the odd tidbit when drunk.

[DutchNews.NL @DutchNewsNL]

Next question is about sports - will soccer continue? "Sadly not," says Rutte. [Fortunately not says the person responsible for the live tweeting which is not a view reflected by all of the DN staff.]

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Me aged 25: what’s the point in loungewear why would you spend money on clothes to just stay in the house?
Me now, never leaving my house:

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Way too much airtime for Britain’s most boring couple tonight #LoveIsand

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

When you FINALLY get that text back! #LoveIsland

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

My faith in men is hanging on by a thin thread and that thread is in the shape of a wideboy pen salesman from Swanley with insanely white teeth #Janiforthewin #LoveIsIand

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Let’s be honest we’ve all been a Megan at some point, where you really want to want the nice guy but you just don’t #LoveIsand

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

“Yasss Alex, buzzing for ya!” “Nooo Alex don’t turn round that corner, you’re too pure for this shit” can’t cope with this rollercoaster of emotion #LoveIsand

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Wow the slow mo was a bold choice #loveisland 🤢

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Tfw you sneeze in the office and not one of your colleagues blesses you. Wowwww ok. I’ll remember that.

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Is corn on the cob an acceptable breakfast food to eat on the DLR? Asking for the girl sitting opposite me who keeps making eye contact mid-gnaw.

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Waiting for a Dutch version of #firstdates where two thirds of the episode is just the couple splitting the bill to the exact cent.

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Hate when a cunt yer no expectin says awrite an ye hit back wae a pure high pitch HIYA then think about it for the rest ae yer pathetic life

[Keegan Stephan @KeeganNYC]

#CharleenaLyles was pregnant, called the police to report a burglary. They shot her dead in front of her 2 children: https://t.co/tBln58rT8s

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Taylor Swift releases all her music to streaming services the day Katy Perry drops her new album and I'm 100% living for this level of petty

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

7am: 5 more mins I just won't wash my hair
7.30am: 10 more mins I'll skip breakfast
8.30am: I can get away with pjs in the office right

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

Bank holiday Mondays are my favourite because I get to say 'C U next tuesday' to all my colleagues and I leave the office on Friday.

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

#PornoDay is finally here 🙌🏼🎉👀🔩

[JOSH LEVI @JoshLeviWorld]

SAY HIS NAME:

#JordanEdwards

[Hannah Whitmarsh @fitmarsh]

@realDonaldTrump hey if you manage to find that easy D me and my girlfriends are also tryna find some