J. M. Priest

the continuing adventures of a boy who read the dictionary

[J. M. Priest @fitzgerund]

@dantelfer Ragnarok Tinnitus

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Adios, Twitter. I’m off to see what happens when I let myself get bored for longer than it takes to open this app. Peace.

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@AmyTFalcone That’s the C-team bottle episode we all need.

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Ok yeah #Twittersucks but we all #hanginthere because we know when the #nuclearholocaust happens, someone will survive to tweet #BringOutYourDead & #ComeSeeTheViolenceInherentInTheSystem

[J. M. Priest @fitzgerund]

“Pig Latin’s impressive.” https://t.co/VjbLP96fML

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Men reveal the three words they LOVE to hear during sex https://t.co/GD3fZDQk8e

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Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt —Ex. 21:22 #proudHoosier https://t.co/WTtqYjNMrJ

[The Hill @thehill]

Indiana church displays Mary, Joseph, Baby Jesus inside cage to protest Trump immigration policies https://t.co/EdA9VXOHWE

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@deerlordhunter Acquisitions Incorporated C team!

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It really can be this fun, y’all. https://t.co/BOxHfqE5uN

[Hollis Jane Andrews @hollis_jane]

Hi! I wrote something about #DungeonsandDragons and how it is one of the only things that helps me during this rough political climate. Give it a read if you’d like!

https://t.co/cvEmdhvSmH

[J. M. Priest @fitzgerund]

This is a Public Service Announcement. With guitar. About objects of verbs vs. objects of prepositions. https://t.co/gf6bCx3qLS

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@zackfox Lord of the Wings or The Great Flatsby

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

100% of the children detained were made in the image of God.

[Abena @APBAnsah]

Happy Juneteenth, folks!

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

RIP Matt 'Guitar' Murphy.

[J. M. Priest @fitzgerund]

Okay who ordered tautology? https://t.co/kGITlY59yS

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[J. M. Priest @fitzgerund]

@TylerLClark Mine: close your eyes, imagine they’re Muppets, and enjoy everything

[Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab]

Sound the sirens!
Blow the horns!
Rattle the keyboards!

A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC is this month's selection for Tor's Ebook Club. Do you know what that means? Free copies for the next 72 hours.

https://t.co/tQhu4BCaIf

[Feeling Distant @annkpowers]

In honor of Anthony Bourdain, go to a small restaurant this weekend in your town's Mexican or Kurdish or Laotian or El Salvadoran or Somali neighborhood. Even if that neighborhood is only visible to you via that restaurant. Have a real conversation with the cook. Tip extra.

[J. M. Priest @fitzgerund]

Mental heath issues don’t a) make you less of a person b) detract from your faith or c) mean you’ve failed. Love others and let others love you. It’s OK.

[Jason Langendorf @JasonLangendorf]

Fred Rogers was and is my jam.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

If folks are in an apology-kind-of-mood, now might be a decent time for @POTUS and the @WhiteHouse to publicly apologize for all the hateful and cruel things they've said about @SenJohnMcCain.