That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.
canadians be like: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pit les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir me pronoms? mes pronoms?? qué/bec, fran/çais, bar/be/que, go/habs/go
"Wow! I was skeptical at first, but red light therapy is a game changer"
"Huh! Turns out blue light helps your skin"
"And infrared helps your muscles recover"
"Apparently green's good also?"
"I have so many lights now. If only there was a simpler way to get these frequencies"
Guy in gun store: What's that?
Store clerk: We just got that in, it's ice ammo. One shot of this will freeze your opponent solid so you can shatter them with another weapon.