njorp

:)

[njorp @fitzigerald]

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[Lunch Club @LunchClub]

sea scoop 🤯

[MechaJunkieApologist @djpyscho10646]

Of course newgens hate Kill La Kill its an anime with a sex positive message and affectionate parody of anime tropes they hate in the first place

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[Kumi @D_Kumii]

Hirofumi Yoshida is here

[︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ Clovery Wanderers™ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ @OneShotArchive]

Thank you google ai, very cool

[ash 𓏲𝄢 @ohitscalling]

canadians be like: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pit les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir me pronoms? mes pronoms?? qué/bec, fran/çais, bar/be/que, go/habs/go

[Off the damn loud @ounceofmid]

They’re diving in your preroll weed with shoes on and shit stains in their underwear

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

It’s fun to park really really far away from the store as your passengers yell in protest

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

Was looking up if I tweeted anything about Michael Jackson immediately after his death and 💀

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

does anyone else with ADHD grab their own dick and sort of work it up and down until it produces goo?

[mia 🍓 @tweet32bird]

n-no.. we can't.. we're both burgers >_<

[lyric @nightcorefan0_0]

why cant i just goon in my room and play games for the rest of my life #chud

[SoupART @SoupVEVO_ART]

The penis monster

[Lukas (computer)🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

"Wow! I was skeptical at first, but red light therapy is a game changer"

"Huh! Turns out blue light helps your skin"

"And infrared helps your muscles recover"

"Apparently green's good also?"

"I have so many lights now. If only there was a simpler way to get these frequencies"

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

Guy in gun store: What's that?
Store clerk: We just got that in, it's ice ammo. One shot of this will freeze your opponent solid so you can shatter them with another weapon.

[Harmonious Peace @stampedevictim]

Americans experiencing nature: Wow.. its like a ranch dressing bottle

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I finally understand what they call them “books.” It’s because they make you want to “book” a ticket to the wondrous worlds the authors envisage.

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

why are they doing that?

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Decomposition is currently undergoing the process of Chuck Norris!

[njorp @fitzigerald]

@WhiteRaceSavior Eartha kitt was an earthling from earth