@beloathedfool like the pale woman's plan was literally "you should join my evil quest because I look like your best friend and you can get me pregnant" and it almost worked. something seriously wrong with that man
fitzkennit are character foils of each other and there's a lot of parallels between them but i think the funniest thing they have in common is being the only people in that whole realm who think amber is sexy
@jutrzenki i've started return of the king but with work i was genuinely reading like 10 pages a day and it was pissing me off so i've decided to put it aside until winter break so i could immerse myself in it properly
i've been going through one of the worst book slumps of my life this fall, like genuinely all i wanna read is rote but i can't do that to the 984 books on my TBR
@BorealisThis his to do list funny as fuck like:
1. capture a liveship ✔️
2. claim independence for the pirate isles - in progress
3. get cucked by my adoptive priestson and hope he impregnates my girlfriend so i could raise the baby