Egg Shen

Secular Humanist. Longtime enjoyer of the Minnesota Timberwolves

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@ShowCaseShabazz Almost went to OT

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@REichten Ikr, even a lot of our local talking heads drug him through the mud, before and after the trade

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@antev3rywhere Black suns. That’s their best logo

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@number1AntMan @JacksonLloyd There were definitely other moves to choose from. What if they would have traded Rudy instead? Take a less than ideal return for Rudy in order to keep KAT

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@number1AntMan @JacksonLloyd But we’re also trying to trade for dudes like Giannis and KD, who get paid the same amount as KAT. Looks bad on us no matter how you glaze it

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@couldbepatrick I think the single biggest thing responsible for their success is the PG trade. They got an MVP caliber player and a bunch of first round picks and got a large salary dump, maybe the most one sided trade of all time

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@djseed_1 @LeftThe52833 @orriclebean @HasanabiProd Why would having teeth be a prerequisite to giving head?

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@LJJM__ I’d rather see WNBA players lol

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@wolvestwtsara Shhh you’re dragging down his trade value! We should be gassing him up atp. He would be a great regular season floor raiser to pair with Cooper Flagg, I can already see the 4 seed Mavericks led by Coop and Big Ju

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@JakedChinatown Wait til he finds out the “Machine” is in “Rage Against the Machine”

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@lakeshow73 Jesus christ, I’ve seen like 5 or 6 clips from this discussion that are just unbelievably stupid. Did this guy hit his head before the call? He might want to put that out there if not

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@atrupar I haven’t heard that one lmao. “We have more access to abortions than the Communists!” And its supposed to be a criticism

Like what 😂

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@JoshuaBarzon @official_flo @FLAGALine @Floridaman @nbc6 @RonDeSantis @SunSentinel @FloridaTourism @FlaPanthers @FloridaGators E. Maybe the worst beaches of all the regions, but I like the islands

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@atrupar This guy is a fucking disaster. He’s like a young Tommy Tuberville, just every comment devoid of logic and dripping with culture war talking points

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@Wolvesmuse @TWolvesNationFR We lost a bunch of our key players in the offseason and improved some how lol. Cheryl is the goat

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@NThompson_3 @atrupar

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@greggtmasterson It’s funny how people in the comments act like that would unimaginable, meanwhile it’s BY FAR the most visited region of all of them lol

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@VaxxedSax @happyjoelucky Or if we traded down and took a flier on a young player out of high school named Kobe 10 picks later

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@WisconsinDummy @FreeKosar @tay_samps Wdym barely, Wisconsin touches Superior even less than Minnesota lol

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@TonyBednarek @TonyLiebert People who like the prairie. Pipestone national monument, blue mounds state park, etc. I’d almost rather do B than D, it’s debatable